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California To Start Regulating Cow Farts
Resistance Feed ^ | 11-29-2016 | Rhett Butler

Posted on 11/29/2016 9:02:54 PM PST by rhett october

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To: rhett october

The cattle industry, a major component of California’s economy since it was a province of the Viceroyalty of New Spain, will be going away.


21 posted on 11/29/2016 9:37:11 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: rhett october

Things will be given to the cows to reduce flatulence.

In a few years we will hear what it is doing to the milk, and the people who drink it, particularly the kids that need it most.

The Left never thinks out their outlandish pipe dreams.


22 posted on 11/29/2016 9:39:20 PM PST by DoughtyOne (jcon40, "Are we be coming into the age of Sanity?")
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To: rhett october

Nice article and post. Good job!


23 posted on 11/29/2016 9:40:37 PM PST by DocRock (And now is the time to fight! Peter Muhlenberg)
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To: ari-freedom

” I want the Flat Tax, not the Fart Tax”

Flat ulence Tax ?


24 posted on 11/29/2016 9:41:31 PM PST by jcon40
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To: rhett october

And yet California wants to be taken seriously....


25 posted on 11/29/2016 9:44:38 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: o-n-money

Enviros vs Mexicans. This should be interesting


26 posted on 11/29/2016 9:45:21 PM PST by ari-freedom (The Social Justice War is over and we won!)
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To: rhett october

Cowafartnia


27 posted on 11/29/2016 9:48:27 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: rhett october
California To Start Regulating Cow Farts

       Figures.

28 posted on 11/29/2016 9:55:22 PM PST by Pelham (the refusal to Deport is defacto Amnesty)
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To: Pelham

Cows are more intelligent than California officials.


29 posted on 11/29/2016 9:58:50 PM PST by Nothingburger
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To: rhett october

Typical LibProg pols, taxing cow flatulence but exempting their own.


30 posted on 11/29/2016 10:01:52 PM PST by kevao (Biblical Jesus: Give your money to the poor. Socialist Jesus: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
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To: Nothingburger

From what I’ve witnessed that’s a certainty.


31 posted on 11/29/2016 10:03:38 PM PST by Pelham (the refusal to Deport is defacto Amnesty)
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To: rhett october

And the millio s of buffalo that use to roam didnt fart?


32 posted on 11/29/2016 10:12:37 PM PST by Organic Panic (Gentrification in America. Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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To: lurk

As a lifelong resident of California it is beyond my comprehension as to how so many idiots have climbed the ladder of power, wealth and influence to such lofty heights and obtained so much power and not killed themselves by falling off the ladder on their way up. It is truly a mad, mad, mad world.


33 posted on 11/29/2016 10:13:26 PM PST by Roger Kaputnik (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't prove that they aren't out to get me.)
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And they don't intend to do anything about pig farts?!?

This is obviously a case of blatant species discrimination, and should not be tolerated!  Pig farts probably do as much grave damage to the ozone layer, and the general atmosphere, and nasal detection, as cow farts.  Why should the pigsters be above Governor Moonbeam's gas-passing law?   (In fact, why should governors like moonbeam be above that law?   It is fairly certain that he violates that law quite regularly, with all those veggie burgers he eats regularly.)
34 posted on 11/29/2016 10:15:37 PM PST by Heart-Rest (Don't be deceived. God is not mocked. For whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. Galations 6:7)
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>Cattle and other farm animals produce methane, a gas that is referred to as a greenhouse gas and alleged to be more potent than carbon dioxide as a heat-trapping gas.<

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Methane is the gas of the future and we got yuuuuuge deposits of it in the ground and on the sea bottom in the form of methane hydrates. It is clean burning and can be used in power plants, home heating and transportation fuel. We convert it into LNG and the world will be knocking on our Pacific and Atlantic doors begging us for an unlimited supply. It will truly MAGA until we’re sick of our $ucce$$.


35 posted on 11/29/2016 10:16:38 PM PST by 353FMG (AMERICA IS ALL THAT TRULY MATTERS)
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To: CatOwner

That’s why just about everywhere in Texas has air conditioning.

Time to move.


36 posted on 11/29/2016 10:17:33 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.d)
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To: rhett october

and so it begins- now food is going to be too expensive for low income people to afford- so guess what? They are going to have to resort to eating beans- Yes, that’s right= cheap as dirt beans- which of course cause people to fart- then California is going to step up and start charging people for farting- so they won’t be able to even afford beans now- and they will die- releasing carbon into the ground- causing higher CO2 in atmosphere eventaully- so these people’s children will be charged for their late parent’s carbon creation-

Will the madness never end?

But seriously- this will become a federal tax as soon as a democrat takes office again-

Farmers in Cali could, if they had any guts- refuse to pay- What is brown goign to do? Throw them all in prison?


37 posted on 11/29/2016 10:17:58 PM PST by Bob434
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[[And the millio s of buffalo that use to roam didnt fart?]]

No they used beano


38 posted on 11/29/2016 10:19:18 PM PST by Bob434
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To: rhett october

First the Death Tax, now the Meth Tax.


39 posted on 11/29/2016 10:22:05 PM PST by kevao (Biblical Jesus: Give your money to the poor. Socialist Jesus: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
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To: rhett october

Maybe the solution will be to give the extra-extra-extra-large version of these pills to all your cows, to help regulate the quantity and volume of expelled gas by the stinky beasts.



40 posted on 11/29/2016 10:35:05 PM PST by Heart-Rest (Don't be deceived. God is not mocked. For whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. Galations 6:7)
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