Anguished by Trump, Lena Dunham Flees to Posh Arizona Resort, Asks Rocks for ‘Guidance'

Heat Street ^ | November 16, 2016 | Andrew Stiles

[C19fan]

Woke celeb Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety. She posted of photo on Instagram that shows her hiking in a fashionable sports bra and flashing a “true smile” while hiking in exclusive Sedona, Ariz., on Monday.

Sedona is home to a number of facilities offering “spiritual retreats,” “vision quests,” and other forms of “emotional healing” adventures. In a note accompanying her Instagram post, Dunham expressed love for her fans and described how she had “whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock” after asking “the Canyon for some guidance.”

[Gamecock]

One of my favorite movies!

[Red Badger]

Rocks?
She’s among her peers........................

[Kozak]

The rocks have her beaten in IQ.

[Lazamataz]

Lena Dunham .... Asks Rocks for ‘Guidance'

Give her credit.

She's consulting with intelligence higher than her own.

That shows wisdom.

[Kozak]

[Tijeras_Slim]

There’s no hiding place down here
There’s no hiding place down here
I ran to the rocks to hide my face
The rocks said there’s no hiding place
There’s no hiding place down here

[Salamander]

Damn.

The trees are gonna be jealous.

[LouieFisk]

[stonehouse01]

Thanks! I actually did not know who she is - Oberlin, that explains some of it ...

[aces]

or I am stoned..lol

[GOYAKLA]

She shale not want!

[sarasota]

Pass the eye bleach.

[Mark17]

Asked the rocks for guidance. Wow, is that better than “Thinking good thoughts?”

Well, she has rocks in her head, so she doesn't have to go looking for them.

[MEG33]

Promises Promises....She should be packing her bags
and contacting the movers.

[Godzilla]

I hear the rocks are highly insulted to be associated with her.

[ssaftler]

Where is a rattlesnake when you need one?

Probably acting as her tour guide through the rocks. Professional courtesy and all that.

[cpforlife.org]

Did this loon pray to her prezident ba-Rock for ‘Guidance’?

[Not A Snowbird]

Sedona is beautiful. It also very “new age”. Vortexes everywhere.

We like to go up there now and then, but we don’t hold long, meaningful conversations with the rocks.

[Zeppo]

No doubt the rocks will tell her:

“Nobody likes you.”

“Lose 50 pounds.”

“Keep your mouth shut. And your legs.”

“You’re not as smart as you think you are.”

“Dump all of your loser friends.”

[kaktuskid]

Sedona is one of the few “blue” areas of AZ