To: RooRoobird20
2 posted on
10/21/2016 10:20:10 AM PDT by
dp0622
(IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: RooRoobird20
He was getting his torque balanced by The Energizer.
3 posted on
10/21/2016 10:21:30 AM PDT by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: RooRoobird20
He was home doing what Colin Powell’s e-mail says he does at home.
4 posted on
10/21/2016 10:22:46 AM PDT by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
To: RooRoobird20
He sure missed it, he coulda sat next to Maria.
5 posted on
10/21/2016 10:24:41 AM PDT by
georgiegirl
(Count me in the half that's in the Deplorable Basket)
To: RooRoobird20
he realized he couldn't grope Maria Bartiromo because she was constantly on camera behind the speaker's lecternI saw a screen capture of Hillary that prominently featured Maria's cleavage, and Hillary's expression was perfect for a caption reading "Must... not... turn... and... look..."
Mr. niteowl77
6 posted on
10/21/2016 10:25:42 AM PDT by
niteowl77
(Don't need no Bushes. Don't need no Clintons. Don't need no fooling around.)
To: RooRoobird20
Bill heard someone in the kitchen yell out “someone needs to stuff the turkey” and he did?
To: RooRoobird20
Voting early and often. Madonna you know....
8 posted on
10/21/2016 10:26:57 AM PDT by
Organic Panic
(Hillary Clinton, the elderly woman's version of "I dindu nuffins.")
To: RooRoobird20
9 posted on
10/21/2016 10:27:30 AM PDT by
ZULU
(Where the HELL ARE PAUL RYAN AND MITCH MCCONNELL ?????)
To: RooRoobird20
Why was Hillary not dressed in an evening gown as the other women were? She wore a purplish pantsuit to a formal event.
All the men had tuxedos. All the women were dressed elegantly. And then there was Hillary.
To: RooRoobird20
He was getting “energized”
11 posted on
10/21/2016 10:31:37 AM PDT by
rockabyebaby
(We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
To: RooRoobird20
Probably off on another island jaunt.
12 posted on
10/21/2016 10:33:08 AM PDT by
FrankR
(You're only enslaved to the extent of the charity that you receive!)
To: RooRoobird20
He was at home waiting for UPS. Had a case of Viagra coming.
17 posted on
10/21/2016 10:34:45 AM PDT by
JayAr36
(We now have a party called the Repuglicans. Disgusting!)
To: RooRoobird20
Rumor has it that BillyJeff had assumed the position as the first man in the BJ-line.
Nearby at Madison Square Garden, Madonna had taken the stage to announce her talents at giving oral sex in exchange for a vote for Hillary.
A line of needy degenerates had begun to form near the stage.
To: RooRoobird20
Bill was having his DNA replaced with female chromosomes for the upcoming lawsuit by Danney Williams.
21 posted on
10/21/2016 10:38:27 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
To: RooRoobird20
Madonna found out that he was voting for Hillary ...
25 posted on
10/21/2016 10:41:32 AM PDT by
NorthMountain
(Hillary Clinton: Such a nasty woman ...)
To: RooRoobird20
Slick Willie had other plans if u know what I mean.
26 posted on
10/21/2016 10:44:48 AM PDT by
tennmountainman
("Prophet Mountainman" Predicter Of All Things RINO...for a small pittanc)
To: RooRoobird20
27 posted on
10/21/2016 10:45:21 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
To: RooRoobird20
Personally, I think Bill Clinton didn't show up because Donald Trump has thoroughly humiliated him at the debates by bringing Clinton's victims into the public eye.
Clinton probably figured that Trump would lambaste him about his sexual predations right there in front of all those guests.
31 posted on
10/21/2016 10:47:32 AM PDT by
Alberta's Child
("Go ahead, bite the Big Apple ... don't mind the maggots.")
To: RooRoobird20
It does not matter, he would fall asleep either way.
37 posted on
10/21/2016 11:37:08 AM PDT by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: RooRoobird20
Getting a MaDonna Lewinsky ..
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