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What excuse will get hillary out of Monday's Debate?
9/24/16 | DrDude

Posted on 09/24/2016 6:39:12 AM PDT by DrDude

Looking for creative ways for Hillary to skip the debate. Suggestions are encouraged.


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To: DrDude

Leaky ostomy bag.


41 posted on 09/24/2016 7:54:24 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: DrDude

If she does skip the debate, DJT should access his inner Eastwood and debate an empty chair.

Or suggest Kaine fill in for her since it is unlikely she would medically live out her presidency.


42 posted on 09/24/2016 7:56:08 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger)
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To: DrDude

Bubonic Plague?

Leprosy??

Foot in Mouth Disease???


43 posted on 09/24/2016 7:56:54 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: DrDude

Announcement: “Regretfully, Hillary cannot appear because of a recurrence of pneumonia symptoms.”


44 posted on 09/24/2016 7:59:52 AM PDT by Jim W N
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To: DrDude

Assuming Hillary does show, I think Trump should have a private ambulance standing by outside the venue, waiting to take Hillary and her immediate handlers to the nearest ER, just in case...


45 posted on 09/24/2016 8:00:14 AM PDT by golas1964
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To: DrDude

“I can’t be there....I seem to have lost a shoe.”


46 posted on 09/24/2016 8:02:42 AM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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To: DrDude

I think Hillary sees no upside for her in this debate, only downside. If that is the case, there’s a very good chance she may bail. It gets interestinger and interestinger.


47 posted on 09/24/2016 8:03:35 AM PDT by Jim W N
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To: DrDude
Her team will call in a bomb threat.

However given that she is losing and needs this, I do not believe it will be canceled. She will be there, and so dosed up on drugs that you'll get buzzed standing in the same room if the smell of formaldehyde doesn't overwhelm you first.

48 posted on 09/24/2016 8:06:24 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: DuncanWaring

She’ll be in Chappaqua baking cookies.


49 posted on 09/24/2016 8:09:26 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: Caipirabob
Her team will call in a bomb threat.

My thoughts exactly.

Some sort of terrorist episode involving guns or a minor explosion outside the building.

I doubt she will collapse. The enemy protects his own and would want her to look as good as possible so she stands as much chance of winning as possible.

50 posted on 09/24/2016 8:14:22 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: bob_esb

Yours is the most likely scenario: She “powers through” and the CNNs love her.

But add to that: underneath Trump wins by enthusing and increasing the entire Republican and Independent base.

These are the most likely, given the past year of so many debates. But, goes without saying, many unknown unknowns are lurking.


51 posted on 09/24/2016 8:18:59 AM PDT by ReaganGeneration2
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To: BRL

Make your own voodoo doll — That’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to make it out of paper, so I can burn it when the debate is over!


52 posted on 09/24/2016 8:24:26 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: MCH

“It’ll be a “step stool” bolted to the floor, with a vertical steel beam attached, and with Hitlery tied securely to it from behind to keep her upright no matter what affliction might assail her.”

The RAT’s did something similar for FDR to give the allusion that he was standing.


53 posted on 09/24/2016 8:30:19 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: A CA Guy
I predicted she would be at least sitting. Am I losing that prediction.

She'll twist her ankle that morning or some "dumb intern" will drop something on her foot so that she will need to sit during the debate.

54 posted on 09/24/2016 8:31:07 AM PDT by TheCipher (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain)
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To: CIB-173RDABN

Your post is right on.

I believe she’ll be drugged and ready, looking fully amped and spry, and once again the Clintons will have pulled off a rope-a-dope. The media will, as always, kneel in supplication to their master.

If she face-planted, I’d have zero sympathy and give zero f***s for her misfortune, but it ain’t gonna happen.

But Trump is wily enough to come out alright in spite of the evil Clinton’s games.


55 posted on 09/24/2016 9:15:46 AM PDT by Husker8877
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To: DrDude

I really had double pneumonia and the meds only cured half of it.


56 posted on 09/24/2016 9:26:30 AM PDT by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2016!)
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To: DrDude

Bitten by a zombie.


57 posted on 09/24/2016 9:36:04 AM PDT by jetson
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To: DrDude

There’s an important fundraiser she simply cannot miss.


58 posted on 09/24/2016 10:21:36 AM PDT by ReleaseTheHounds ("The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
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To: blueunicorn6

Best put that dog down; it just acquired an instant case of sever CLINTON ZOMBIE RABIES.


59 posted on 09/24/2016 10:51:32 AM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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60 posted on 09/24/2016 11:49:30 AM PDT by HotHunt
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