Posted on 09/16/2016 9:36:19 AM PDT by PROCON
For a while there, the polls were all wrong because they said Donald Trump was losing. But now the polls are saying that Trump and Clinton are fleshy, wrinkled neck and fleshy, wrinkled neck. Now we can all start trusting the polls again. Whew!
I don’t want to say Hillary is panicking, because who knows if she’s even conscious right now. But it sounds like her campaign is trying to regain the lead by bringing in some star power. Somebody the American people cherish.
Somebody like President of the Environment Al Gore.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
Better get a masseuse to rub him down before he starts his fat blubber tour.
Could be trouble. If they roll out Michael Dukakis on us, I’d be willing to throw in the towel.
Ready to take over for Bill!
-PJ
Al Gore and animal magnetism?
More like robotic awkwardness.
Trump should hire some actors to do a massage skit wherever Albore goes to campaign.... he will soon get embarrassed and leave us all alone.
I beg to differ. I’ve known men of that age who were very attractive. Poor Al Gore wasn’t even when he was young...
“animal magnetism”
I always thought he looked like a salamander.
Opossum Face
Headshake
Tom Selleck at 71 and Sean Connery
Yep.
“Al Gore’s carbon footprint is not big enough. Let’s fly him around the country until his energy usage exceeds that of the average third world country.”
Love, Hillary
You would have to believe that Hillary’s supporters are all a bunch of idiots to likewise believe that they will perceive “Animal Magnetism” is a loser like Gore. Oh, yeah... they are idiots. Never mind.
My Dad used to call Gore “the Tennessee Two By Four” because he was such a stiff.
Gore? Izzat the fat boy who had a senator’s son C- average in college who keeps trying to fool folks into thinking he knows science?
What I would give to debate that cretin.
If Al Gore would have won his own home state of Tennessee in 2000, he would of been President 43.....**GROAN**
Even the good people of Tennessee knew better.
About the only reason I clicked on that thread was that I was curious to see how early the manbearpig reference would be.
I was not disappointed!
He’ll be giving out his “chakra” in a LOOOCK BOOOX”
How much are they paying him ?
Our Earth has a fever from a Gorebull hemorrhoid infection!!
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