Beer, Chips Spill All Over I-95 After Florida Truck Crash

NBC News ^ | 3/23/16 | Elizabeth Chuck

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The Horror!! The Horror!!

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I'm waiting for a chocolate truck to collide with a peanut butter truck.

They should do a commercial about that. HEY you got Chocolate in my Peanut butter!

[Larry Lucido]

Will the driver get a “free tow”?

[ConservingFreedom]

“Where is that Far Side cartoon where the cat is looking out the window at a collision between a rodent truck and a truck full of small, flightless birds?”

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Here you go:

[Larry Lucido]

Yes! Stupid phone makes it hard to post graphics.

[oldvirginian]

When I was a teenager I was at the truck and tractor shop picking up a part for our old Studebaker ton truck.
Low and behold a truckload of Old Milwaukee beer overturned trying to make the turn from the state road onto the town road.

Being an enterprising, and polite, young fella I asked the driver if he needed some help.
He looked around at the beer laying on the street and told me I could have all I could pick up.
When I was finished that driver told me he never would have believed a 1953 Dodge step side half ton pickup would hold so much beer.

I bought a tarp to cover the beer and headed home.
I had a heck of a time hiding all that beer from my folks.

Several months later I saw my daddy leaving one of my honey holes with a six pack.
Later that day he just looked at me and said “you didn’t really think you could keep that secret did you.”

As long as I didn’t tell Mama, he didn’t tell Mama.
Win, win.

[thulldud]

As long as I didn’t tell Mama, he didn’t tell Mama.

Blackmail is like a rifle; to appreciate it properly, you have to be on the right end of it.

[elcid1970]

The truck was driven by Beldar Conehead.

“You are invited to consume mass quantities of beer and potato chips.”

[oldvirginian]

We both well understood what Mutually Assured Destruction meant.

[To Hell With Poverty]

Not-a-pingable?

[grey_whiskers]

A crash made in heaven...

Just think, if they'd only collided with a Kraft truck, they could've had beer cheese soup!

[grey_whiskers]

Two trucks, one carrying beer and the other hauling chips, collided in Florida

I'm waiting for a chocolate truck to collide with a peanut butter truck.

That's funny, my boss said the exact same thing when I told them about this incident today.

[tet68]

I was going to say if an avacado truck had been involved
they would have had a party.

[Hot Tabasco]

I need a Peterbilt!

Sorry but you're stuck with what God gave you..........

[GOYAKLA]

“Ain’t That A Shame.”

[NFHale]

OH... THE HUMANITIES......

[dfwgator]

The crash between the semi-tractor trailer transporting Busch beer

No big loss.

[dfwgator]

My favorite Far Side cartoon.