Posted on 03/23/2016 12:07:18 PM PDT by Kartographer
Two trucks, one carrying beer and the other hauling chips, collided in Florida early Wednesday, littering the highway with the stuff that couch potatoes' dreams are made of.
The crash between the semi-tractor trailer transporting Busch beer and the box truck filled with Frito-Lay products happened on Interstate 95 in Brevard County just after 3:10 a.m., the Florida Highway Patrol said.
"Neither driver was hurt, but you had Doritos and Busch beer all over I-95," Sergeant Kim Montes, a spokeswoman for the Florida Highway Patrol, told NBC News. "That's like a Super Bowl commercial right there."
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The Horror!! The Horror!!
They should do a commercial about that. HEY you got Chocolate in my Peanut butter!
Will the driver get a “free tow”?
“Where is that Far Side cartoon where the cat is looking out the window at a collision between a rodent truck and a truck full of small, flightless birds?”
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Yes! Stupid phone makes it hard to post graphics.
When I was a teenager I was at the truck and tractor shop picking up a part for our old Studebaker ton truck.
Low and behold a truckload of Old Milwaukee beer overturned trying to make the turn from the state road onto the town road.
Being an enterprising, and polite, young fella I asked the driver if he needed some help.
He looked around at the beer laying on the street and told me I could have all I could pick up.
When I was finished that driver told me he never would have believed a 1953 Dodge step side half ton pickup would hold so much beer.
I bought a tarp to cover the beer and headed home.
I had a heck of a time hiding all that beer from my folks.
Several months later I saw my daddy leaving one of my honey holes with a six pack.
Later that day he just looked at me and said “you didn’t really think you could keep that secret did you.”
As long as I didn’t tell Mama, he didn’t tell Mama.
Win, win.
Blackmail is like a rifle; to appreciate it properly, you have to be on the right end of it.
The truck was driven by Beldar Conehead.
“You are invited to consume mass quantities of beer and potato chips.”
We both well understood what Mutually Assured Destruction meant.
Not-a-pingable?
Just think, if they'd only collided with a Kraft truck, they could've had beer cheese soup!
I'm waiting for a chocolate truck to collide with a peanut butter truck.
That's funny, my boss said the exact same thing when I told them about this incident today.
I was going to say if an avacado truck had been involved
they would have had a party.
Sorry but you're stuck with what God gave you..........
“Ain’t That A Shame.”
OH... THE HUMANITIES......
No big loss.
My favorite Far Side cartoon.
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