Posted on 01/04/2016 3:48:35 PM PST by MeganC
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.†Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “You mean the drones in our own country spying on citizens without the benefit of the law?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million right before it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?†Trump: “No the other one:†Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper, and Holder all lying to Congress?†Trump: “No, the other one.†Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck middle class tax-paying citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?â€
Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!â€
OMG, so sorry about the formatting!!!!! It looked fine in the preview!!!!
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the drones in our own country spying on citizens without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million right before it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper, and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “I give up! — Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck middle class tax-paying citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”
Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
Hilary answers. ..only hard drives.
Thank you!!!
Thank you so much!
A pastor a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartenders looks up and ask What, is this a joke?”
Donald leans over to Hillary again, and with a smile on his face, says: The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal. Hillary: You mean which one now? Trump - - CHINAGATE and LORAL!!!!
she ‘walks into a bar’? When did she walk out of it?
“A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ‘Get the f*** out of here.’”
—Gran Torino
Not to be pedantic...well, what the hell, yes, I’ll be pedantic. But only in the interests of accuracy.
The Chinese did not buy Solyndra. The sale and disposition of Solyndra assets was crooked as the day is long, but there was no China connection.
If nothing else, we can all pass it on or post on paper at local bulletin boards. Worth a few laughs plus it's All True!
LOL, Superb, just Choice! (many a truth is said in jest!)
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Let me add here that Donald leans over to Hillary yet again, and with a smile on his face, says: Hillary, do you know that you and Bill's names are discussed and documented on 2 1/2 pages of our United States Congressional Record? Hillary says: "No, I didn't realize that" and then she says: ...."Mr Trump, can you show me how to pull these two and one half pages up on the internet because I only use the internet at my home when I want to send texts.
And with a smile on his face, Donald tells lying treasonous slug Hillary to simply type in and go to:
Clinton National Security Scandal and Coverup...........
I've got the real....China connection. See my post above: #18 ;-)
Yes, that’s the real TREASONOUS China connection
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