[lbryce]

Every religion indoctrinates its adherents with beliefs unique unto its own in describing the sort of existence they will experience in the afterlife in which positive /negative reinforcement is utilized partly as motivation to ensuring they remain within the practices and guidelines specific to their religion and that they don't stray to a life considered Godless by the dogma preached.

Every religion has various interpretations essentially based on a decidedly non-physical, spiritual, supernatural realm. None of the requirements necessary for existence in the physical realm that is life on Earth is required for existing in a heavenly plain and is certainly never discussed in any manner, shape or form, simply because all of the conditions, requirements necessary to sustain life in the physical realm on Earth does not, can not even exist in the afterlife of spiritual existence.

No food, drink, air to breath other life sustaining requirements not only don't exist,because it is not a condition pertinent to heavenly being. So as it is not required it only makes sense that it would not be in God's Kingdom.

Procreation or as referred to in the vernacular as s-e-x, is a most decidedly facilitation of utter physicality whereby the basest of common sense would take for granted to be an act not at all indulged in in the afterlife for several reasons.

First and foremost would be the most easily conveyed and understood reality whereby in an existence in total diametric opposition to the conditions of the physical world, as there is no need for it, it simply would not be, utterly pointless for it to be so, spiritually speaking.

Islam, is as far as I know, the only belief system, notice I don't use religion) preaches, indoctrinates, brainwashes its adherents not to stray to be a cult of unending, non-stop,eternal sex for all, ever time eternal and forever.

We've all shared in the frivolity and banality of Islam in their utterly frivolous, punishment/reward dynamic one that is essentially some horny fifteen year old's woefully immature,surreal fantasy of how he would re-invent sex identical to Islam's convoluted heavenly afterlife of that of a perverted, sick oversexed sex-maniac, eerily familiar to those who know the history of their revered fatherly sex-freak the prophet of doom and gloom, who married a Jewish nine year old girl after killing her parents, among the multitude of pathologically demented acts that includes beastiality as a form of foreplay

So, with all this as background to Islam and the Arab World's sexual proclivities, should anyone be surprised when the reward for a female terrorist is an unbending heavenly penis?

[tacticalogic]

Does she get her clitoris back?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

In Heaven there are no queers
That’s why we have them here
For when we are gone from here
All our friends will be schtupping all the queers

[publius911]

Muslim Cleric: Terrorist Women In Heaven “Will Have A Man With A Penis That Never Bends”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Heaven?

Hell, they are on earth, those penises, on TV daily of late walking around, screaming and killing...

The imam almost got it right!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

What do the lesbians get?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

For erections lasting longer than 4 hours, consult an Imam.

DANG!

[A_perfect_lady]

Is sex the only reward they understand?

[all the best]

The Muslim afterlife is a whorehouse.

[Lazamataz]

Islam is CRAY CRAY

[MortMan]

Isn’t it “odd” that a “major religion” defines its heaven in purely sexual terms?

[Bobalu]

[PubliusMM]

And, this just now comes up (no pun intended) after the book has been around for 1400 years? Must be one of those ‘hidden’ verses...

Islam is a cancer on humanity and must be excised.

[Captainpaintball]

Married women will not be reunited with their husbands? Hmm...

[GBA]

Either Mo knew his target audience or maybe it's a translation error because their version of heaven sounds like a cross between a Caligulian orgy and an email advertising penis enhancements and Viagra.

Since 9/11, I've notices that some seem to like their Satanic Verses straight up, but for the rest of US, they go down better with a shot or two of Taqiya.

[Let's Roll]

Ah, yes, heaven as whore house and slave plantation - don’t forget the promised 10,000 slaves and the golden palace. Not just things but their choice of things is so interesting. All physical. Spirituality not so much.

[butlerweave]

It’s all about Sex with these Perverts

[Shimmer1]

and what will she do with it? She’s had a clitorectomy, she’s not going to enjoy herself.

[glennaro]

Muslim Cleric: Terrorist Women In Heaven "Will Have A Man With A Penis That Never Bends"

A prostitute has to be thinking: "Is islam a great religion or what?!"

But from what I've been reading about the Religion of Terror (the "ROT") zealots, quite a few male suicide bombers will be motivated as well by this comment.

[Jack Hydrazine]

"...but what does a woman get? One young man."

[native texan]

What difference does it make if she’s been castrated (woman’s). She couldn’t feel anything regardless of how straight the little weinner is.

[W.]

Muslims must be retarded to believe such idiotic dreck...