[BlueDragon]

If I ever go into one of those places again, when they ask me my name (to write it on a cup) I'm thinking I'll say "Santa Claus".

Then go hide in the bathroom so they have to yell it out repeatedly.

[Nailbiter]

Mike Hunt works well also

[Tired of Taxes]

If I ever go into one of those places again, when they ask me my name (to write it on a cup) I'm thinking I'll say "Santa Claus".

:-) Some people say they've been giving the name "Merry Christmas."

[Larry Lucido]

Go to Starbucks with someone named Mary, someone named Christmas, and 3 people named Don Ho.

Then they will have to shout Mary! Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!