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Ex-Gov Gets Lifetime Pension for Four Months of Work [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Sep 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/23/2015 11:56:47 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey (D) was awarded a lifetime pension after only four months on the job as an attorney for Hudson County. County spokesman James Kennelly sought to abate outrage from taxpayers and other county employees who must put in years of work to qualify for much smaller pensions.

“Governor McGreevey brought a unique experience — an intense commitment to the job,” Kennelly argued. “His four months on the job is worth far more than decades put in by any other county employee. So, I don’t think there are any grounds for complaints.”

Although he was unable to point to any specific accomplishment of McGreevey’s brief tenure as a county attorney, Kennelly insisted that “the intangibles of his inspirational role cannot be adequately measured nor appreciated by the average person. Frankly, in my opinion, no amount of money could be sufficient to compensate him for what he’s done.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/09/19/scientists-urge-president-to-prosecute-global-warming-skeptics/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: corruption; democrats; elitism; satire

1 posted on 09/23/2015 11:56:47 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Now he can afford to buy his own private rest stop on the turnpike.


2 posted on 09/23/2015 12:04:51 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: John Semmens

Well.... I guess that says very little for everyone else....


3 posted on 09/23/2015 12:06:00 PM PDT by malia
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To: John Semmens

Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey (D) (D)(D)(D)(D).

No problem!


4 posted on 09/23/2015 1:46:55 PM PDT by Mark (Obama Care is now DEMOCRAT CARE)
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To: John Semmens

Like most from NJ, he will receive his pension checks in Florida!


5 posted on 09/23/2015 2:05:39 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Jeb Bush for President ... of Meh-e-co ... he talks their language and he walks the socialist walk!)
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