Posted on 09/19/2015 3:11:05 PM PDT by NetAddicted
Once you change the definition of marriage from one man and one woman, there are no more limits to what can happen. There is a new trend among gay couple (sp) that has many upset and outraged.
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Hey, somehow Klinger managed to look masculine, no matter what dress or lingerie he was wearing.
A poster there had an EXCELLENT point: The fact many seem to need to emulate the ‘girl’ in this ceremony indicates EVEN THEY realize marriage is meant to be a male/female institution. Now that`s certainly a kicker, HA!
Looks like the gal my late husband caught being fxxxed by one of his buddies in the back pasture. The guy said, “if you tell anyone you are dead meat!” This was probably 60 or 70 years ago in the mid west.
Two lesbians in bed -—
“Can I be frank with you?”
“You were Frank last night. It’s my turn.”
Because he wanted to be the BULL not the BITCH; but he lost the coin toss.
But the hairy chest is sexy, no?
Klinger wore dresses trying to get out of the Army, because there was no place for that sort of thing in the military. In today's Army, he'd be promoted.
:D
If I had a chance to get on a spacecraft that against long odds might make it to a decent and normal planet, I would jump aboard (with all my animals in tow).
I would rather live in a cave (or in the woods) on a sane planet than live in a mansion in this world.
Thank goodness.
OK, that's just wrong...
Shocking....they are all wearing white wedding dresses...!
How can we know for sure they are virgins on their wedding night...!
Thanks for the public service, but I didn’t need it. I brought my own. I could use a bigger bucket though. And someone to hold my hair.
Set a mole trap?

Does this dress make my butt look big enough?
LOL
“How can we know for sure they are virgins on their wedding night...!”
That’s so twentieth century. Nowadays, we’re lucky if the bride isn’t pregnant, much less a virgin.
What`d the one lesbian frog, say to the other?
Humans are right, we do taste like chicken!
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