I couldn't figure out what the heck you were implying until I read thru the thread again.........OK, I'm slow.....LOL!
Posted on 09/11/2015 12:06:16 PM PDT by Reverend Saltine
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have an “Obama Mamma” tee-shirt
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t lock yer door at night and feel happy
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: listen to BBC or Al-Jazeera and think they are a little to the right
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: “don’t believe in guns” but you do believe in flying blue monkeys
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Jon “Stuart” Leibowitz are funneh.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: believe all illegal “immigrants” come here to work and feed their families.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Islamb-ofobia is southeren barbeecue.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have a photo of Hillary on yer ‘fridginator.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Biancee (or whatever) is “a 'roll' model.”
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the sayings of Miley Cyrus.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: cry with happiness at the sight of Bruce Jenner
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the best jokes of Joe Biden
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: love John Boehner
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: smoke tofu
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: like your daily 2000 calorie “latte.”
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think “Black Lives Matter,” matters.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think all street signs that say “South…” should be torn down.
Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t jine in here and submit yer own “Yew might be a Liberal if yew....” ribbing :)
Yep, I’ve noticed.
Good to see you post, shibumi, hope you’re doing well!
shibumi! Welcome back my FRiend!
I couldn't figure out what the heck you were implying until I read thru the thread again.........OK, I'm slow.....LOL!
Another Rev bites the dust ....
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
A popular anti-theft device is a used pistol target at the front door. It raises the question of who is home, and since he’s on his own turf, out of the public eye, and open carry not illegal: What are the chances the caliber starts with a .4?
IATZ. Rats!
Wait a minute, can I demand to be on the zot Ping list or does demanding cause zotdom?
Just askin'
It's like most secret societies - Bilderbergers, Illuminati, Skull & Bones, The Bohemians etc...
You first have to be tapped and then dragged away with a black hood over your head. And then there's the blood oath and the goat.
I can't say any more.
You've said enough....I now get it.....Klattu....Berata....Nikkto....I'm going into my nighttime hibernation chamber to......get my head right....
Actually what he says is true.
I never asked to be on the list.
One day I just ~was~.
I think it might have helped when I busted a couple of them single handed.
“Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t lock yer door at night and feel happy”
“I should rather think that barred windows and metal grated security doors being employed to keep me from being killed by those around me is more of a liberal lifestyle than conservtive.”
No, liberals think no one will hurt them and they tend to not lock their doors. We have a liberal family member and she never locks her doors. She is sure, since she loves everyone, a bad guy would never come to her place. She abhors guns and thinks I’m crazy to have one, or three, or four, or five, or six. :o)
Another liberal I knew, said there was an aura of peace around her and a bad guy would know she is a peaceful person and he wouldn’t hurt her. She also abhorred guns and thought I was crazy to have one, or three, or four, or five, or six. :o)
They appear to be stuck in hippy fanaticism, that “peace and love” thing.
LOL!
Old sarge has the Zot list.
I have the Undead Thread ping list.
(Old Sarge is also on the UT list, as are you.)
So if either Sarge or myself get pinged to such an event, at least one of us has the ability to alert the rest.
Say, it would be a shame if something were to takeover this thread.
Darn shame.
Yup, a real shame.
It’d be horrible if that happened...
Pwnd. Now, with more electrolytes.
“Open for undeadness?”
I think it qualifies : )
Another liberal I knew, said there was an aura of peace around her and a bad guy would know she is a peaceful person and he wouldn’t hurt her. She also abhorred guns and thought I was crazy to have one, or three, or four, or five, or six. :o)
They appear to be stuck in hippy fanaticism, that “peace and love” thing."
LOL, when are you going to get a seventh? Seven is a good number. Although your machete has to count for something, too.
I swear I don't understand how these dreamy-eyed types manage to function day-to-day. A couple of relatives on my father's side were like that, but they moved to Texas long ago so I've been able to forget about them.
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