[FourtySeven]

Since there is nothing I can do to prevent a nuke from landing on my head and nothing I can do to prepare for the eventuality I guess I will just become a mutant and feed on the blood of small children.

That's the can-do attitude the new world is looking for! It's good to set and have reasonable goals.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The problem is there may be a shortage of small children.

I may have to expand my nutritional base.

I also may be playing too much Bioshock.