Posted on 07/17/2015 3:27:31 PM PDT by Sean_Anthony
Can we kiss them after being baked at 375° F for 20 minutes?
“Apparently, I’ve been asleep at the switch. It’s a brave new world and chicken-pets are a part of it.”
Soon to be chicken brides and grooms.
Well dammit I want to pet, snuggle, and marry my chicken.
It’s a mystery of life and my constitutional right!
Just ask J. Kennedy!
Stay out of my bedroom!
I check BOTWT just now. This headline wasn’t in ‘News You Can Use’. I guess Taranto is slacking off...
Too late Bob, I used to “snuggle” with my pets chickens ..
My favorite, Matilda would crouch down so I would pick her up and carry her around leaning back on my shoulder with her head against my ear..
another one Henrietta wasn’t quite so friendly, but she liked to be petted too..
others would follow us, clucking happily, as Matilda and I would walk...it was quite a parade around the chicken run..
:)
I’d like to know the name of the CDC worker who put out that press release.
I’m sure someone will claim their chicken as a service animal. I can relate, first eggs then baked at 375.
And don't forget, no one else's marriage will be harmed by it.
Who are we to judge if a man or woman is in love with a chicken and wants to be seen in a legal relationship? How BRAVE of those chicken lovers. How HEROIC... /s :)
lol I had 2 pet roosters, growing up. White Leghorns. Easter chickens that lived.
One of them- Red, was cross-eyed in 1 eye, but was real smart & would actually lay down & “play dead”. Blue was meaner than hell. Both I- & our German Shepherd, were scared to death of him. (Their spurs were about 3” long & he did not hesitate) Red lived until I was in 8th grade & Blue died when I was a sophomore in HS. I can’t remember now if I was in the 3rd or the 4th grade when I got them.
Any time they saw a light come on (like a bathroom or kitchen light), they crowed. Some of the neighbors were not amused.
And whatever you do, let me repeat, whatever you do, do NOT sleep with your chickens, and/or take them in the shower or bath with you! Seriously!
Back in the day, in the south, histoplasmosis, a lung infection, was endemic, caught from the chickens they kept. I lost 20% of my lung capacity to this disease.
Chicken diseases are no joke!
Wow! Sorry to hear that FRiend. Hope you’ve been coping OK since.
Breakfast
the chicken is involved but the pig is committed.
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