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Women Wearing Jeans Are Reason Behind Earthquakes: JUI-F Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman (Who knew?)
New Indian Express ^ | May 30, 2015 | Online Desk

Posted on 06/03/2015 11:03:06 AM PDT by concernedcitizen76

During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan.

According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters.

Fazlur Rehman went on to say that a woman who is not covered like a 'sack of flour' is a mobile weapon of mass destruction for her state and that Pakistan has multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities.

Rehman then blamed 'immodest women' for the Baluchistan crisis, lack of energy supply and the deteriorating security situation in Pakistan.

Fazlur Rehman was suggesting that, if these women are wrapped in sacks and kept inside homes and if the Shariah law was in place, then the Taliban brothers would not be attacking Pakistan.

Fazlur Rehman also talked about the demerits of the operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP). Justifying his angst, Fazlur Rehman said that Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

Providing a solution he continued saying that once Allah stops delivering his wrath via the Taliban, the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment leading to improvement in the energy situation.

Rehman then openly requested the army chief and the prime minister to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.



TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1moretime; dungarees; jeans; levis; seismology
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To: ETL

Let the earth shake and shake and shake..............TOTALLY WORTH IT.


21 posted on 06/03/2015 11:56:08 AM PDT by Chainsawj (Killing is my business and business is good.)
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To: moovova

How do you know it’s a she? It could be a brucejennerian out for a stroll on the boardwalk. lol


22 posted on 06/03/2015 11:56:57 AM PDT by concernedcitizen76 (Term limits. Repeal the 16th and 17th amendments. Sunset bureaucracies.)
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To: concernedcitizen76

Trannies are 1/30,000 of the population.

I’ll take my chances.

(Note that number in how stupid the debate is. That’s 300 people in NYC, for example.)


23 posted on 06/03/2015 11:58:39 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: concernedcitizen76

IIRC the purpose of a sailor’s gold earring was to pay for Christian burial should his body wash up on shore.

Anyway, more proof that muzzies will believe absolutely anything, especially if they think women are to blame.

The hatred that muzzies have for the beauty of the female body is truly creepy. Even worse when they have the power to enforce their many hatreds.


24 posted on 06/03/2015 11:59:43 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: concernedcitizen76

Oxymoronic stupid muslim.


25 posted on 06/03/2015 12:02:22 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: ETL

Top row, far right, please.


26 posted on 06/03/2015 12:07:05 PM PDT by sakic
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To: TheThirdRuffian

There are way more than that in NYC.


27 posted on 06/03/2015 12:08:31 PM PDT by sakic
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To: sakic

Lol. That was just a screen shot I took of a Yahoo Search results page for “Sexy” + “Jeans”.


28 posted on 06/03/2015 12:13:32 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: concernedcitizen76

I wear jeans but then again i was raised on a farm with hard work.

I dont wear jeans that are too small either.


29 posted on 06/03/2015 12:18:00 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Bruce Jenner?


30 posted on 06/03/2015 12:27:41 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: concernedcitizen76
"According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters."

Well, I can see how it COULD contribute to "global warming".

 photo Jeans 05_zpsjfkzcamu.jpg

31 posted on 06/03/2015 12:34:42 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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"According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters."

...car wrecks

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32 posted on 06/03/2015 12:42:29 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: concernedcitizen76
Luckily, we have a Western/European (NOT African) solution!

KING ARTHUR: "This new learning is fascinating! Tell me again how sheep's bladder can be employed to prevent earthquakes!"

33 posted on 06/03/2015 12:48:10 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!!)
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To: concernedcitizen76
Women Wearing Jeans Are Reason Behind Earthquakes: JUI-F Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman (Who knew?)

I always thought it was yoga pants, myself...

34 posted on 06/03/2015 12:50:06 PM PDT by Jim Noble (If you can't discriminate, you are not free)
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To: ETL

Wowski. I’m practicing my Russian...

Nyet?

5.56mm


35 posted on 06/03/2015 12:52:57 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Chainsawj

Reminds me of my own personal battle cry:

Down with hotpants!


36 posted on 06/03/2015 12:59:20 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: ETL

I think you broke my monitor. It’s stuck on that picture.


37 posted on 06/03/2015 1:12:44 PM PDT by Pelham (The refusal to deport is defacto amnesty)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

not guilty


38 posted on 06/03/2015 1:15:54 PM PDT by Pelham (The refusal to deport is defacto amnesty)
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To: concernedcitizen76

One can always hope. ;-)


39 posted on 06/03/2015 1:33:17 PM PDT by moovova
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To: concernedcitizen76
Cold shower time lest this thread gets out of hand as it were. lol
40 posted on 06/03/2015 2:01:40 PM PDT by concernedcitizen76 (Term limits. Repeal the 16th and 17th amendments. Sunset bureaucracies.)
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