[Organic Panic]

And all this time I thought farts were equal opportunity offenders. The blind can't see a fart, the deaf can't hear a fart, but they sure can smell a fart.
Is it a fart macro aggression to someone who is deaf AND has no sense of smell.
Are white man farts part of the patriarchal privilege enjoyed over blacks because of slavery?
What about transgendered and gay farts?

[IamConservative]

I once farted before another man’s wife. I had just gotten there and didn’t know it was her turn.

[DPMD]

The argument ignores cause and effect. Farts are most commonly caused by foods, either specific foods or quantities eaten. We therefore have to conclude that it is actually food that is misogynistic. So these “feminists” would be true to the cause if they boycotted food.

The results of that sound like a win for all of us.

[The_Media_never_lie]

no, no micro aggression. Major aggression.

[nomad]

An old saying: A fart is a turd whistling for the right of way.

So this settles it, feminists are full of shit!

[MoochPooch]

This is satire, right? This is a joke? This would give THE ONION a run for their money.

[central_va]

If I want to I can really blast 'em. Just make sure it isn't a possible "shart" situation first.

[RichInOC]

They can have my fart when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

[Trillian]

It doesn’t take long for them to add their favorite R word to their lies.

[Pajamajan]

Obviously this needs to be posted to “Breaking” News.

[Interesting Times]

You can no longer read something like this and have any confidence that it’s satire.