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To: rickmichaels
It is impossible to make fun of these people, they are beyond the point of parody.
34 posted on
05/19/2015 8:11:16 AM PDT by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
To: rickmichaels
They have not been around my wife when I cook with garlic.
37 posted on
05/19/2015 8:14:53 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: rickmichaels
Respectable degrees?
Given the conversations, there can be only one response: Bwahahaha!!
To: rickmichaels
SBD = Silent, but deadly.
41 posted on
05/19/2015 8:24:21 AM PDT by
Cowboy Bob
(Isn't it funny that Socialists never want to share their own money?)
To: rickmichaels
Well do they know what happened to Mary-lee? If they did, they would want to fart louder. As is says on her tombstone “let fart be free wherever may be because that was the cause of poor marly-lee”.
To: rickmichaels
I give zero thought to dominating and repressing women. These feminists spend their entire lives fighting me, yet I appear to be winning.
Wouldn’t this quantify me as naturally superior?
43 posted on
05/19/2015 8:42:48 AM PDT by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
To: rickmichaels
I agree and sympathize. Maybe if we allowed women relief by farting more they would have less need to bitch.
To: rickmichaels
Okay, who wants some chili?
47 posted on
05/19/2015 8:50:57 AM PDT by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: rickmichaels
An anarchist arguing for a law against farting.
Who’d she sleep with to get that sheepskin?
To: rickmichaels
I farted rather loudly at a dinner party once. The gentleman across from me said “How dare you fart before my wife” I said “Gee, I didn’t know we were taking turns”.
To: rickmichaels
50 posted on
05/19/2015 8:59:11 AM PDT by
Cyclone59
(Where are we going, and what's with the handbasket?)
To: rickmichaels
Later at the Sorority:
To: rickmichaels
#fartrape while #manspreading should be a crime punishable by castration!
52 posted on
05/19/2015 9:04:17 AM PDT by
lwd
To: rickmichaels
To: rickmichaels
Well, it is true that women are pressured to not fart loudly, but in my experience what this has done is to cause women to quietly mine elevators, empty offices, closets, changing rooms, squishy chair cushions, and what have you. There is considerable merit in learning how to meet societal challenges by becoming stealthier and better able to think a couple of steps ahead. It is my solemn hope that these academics will turn away from the path of denying young women the country over this avenue for personal growth and entertainment ;)
55 posted on
05/19/2015 9:06:11 AM PDT by
BlackAdderess
("Give me a but a firm spot on which to stand, and I shall move the earth". --Archimedes)
To: rickmichaels
To: rickmichaels
This is all fables and nonsense. The actual fact is, a hygienically astute man’s bottom is far cleaner than a hygienically astute woman’s bottom. The whole point of the false male female fart dichotomy is to give the ladies a way out of the very real and awkward hygiene dichotomy.
To: rickmichaels
You can take me now, Lord, I’ve seen it all, and I don’t wanna see no more.
61 posted on
05/19/2015 9:42:41 AM PDT by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: rickmichaels
When woman farts in you tell her that her voice has changed but her breath is the same she will stop it.
62 posted on
05/19/2015 9:43:26 AM PDT by
Vaduz
To: rickmichaels
Another roadside sign on American pathwathway to hell.
63 posted on
05/19/2015 9:46:46 AM PDT by
Awgie
(truth is always stranger than fiction)
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