The immediate problem?
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She ain’t got no alibi.
She’s Ugly
She’s Ugly
lol.
Wow. She’s so HIP!! Most men have never seen a naked woman!!! How cutting edge.
And a slut too!! Those are so hard to find these days. Shes cutting edge.
And a pig to boot!! They are REALLY REALLY hard to find unless you have 15 minutes to spend in a new york bar.
Give me a break. Don’t go away mad, just go away.
I think the term you are looking for is FUGLY.