Michelle Obama on ‘Hard’ Life at the WH: We Can’t Open Windows

Townhall ^ | March 15, 2015 | Cortney Obrien

[lbryce]

The First Lady visited the "Ellen Show" today and lamented to Ellen Degeneres just how 'hard' her life is in the White House.

Ellen: "Are you used to living in it?"

Mrs. Obama: "First it was like drinking from a fire hydrant. …it was hard."

She explained in more detail.

"The one thing people don't realize is, we can't do little things like open windows."

Outside the 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue walls is just as rough.

"I haven’t been in a car with the window open for like seven years...I look forward to getting in a car and rolling down the window and just letting the air hit my face."

So much to pity.

[lbryce]

First it was like drinking water from a fire hydrant. But she developed another use for the hydrant near the White House by watching the family pet and the way he positioned his legs.

[molson209]

I don’t think the Obama’s will ever be able to open windows again

[doc1019]

Is she going to complain about all the million dollar vacations?

[Don Corleone]

So much to pity.

"Weezy" regrets 'Movin' on up I guess. /sarc

[ColdOne]

At least she has windows....

[Paul46360]

YOU CAN LEAVE AT ANY F-ING TIME YOU HATER.
I have NEVER disliked at FLOTUS more then her!!!

[freedom6178]

[Michelle Obama on ‘Hard’ Life at the WH: We Can’t Open Windows]

Yeah, you’re definitely stinkin’ up the place.

[chrisser]

I hate to pile on Mooch but "drinking water from a hydrant" and "rolling down the window and just letting the air hit my face" both seem like dog dreams.

[freedumb2003]

>>After what the NCAA unjustly did to Syracuse, I really don’t care about their tournament anymore.<<

Agreed — and I thoughtit could not get worse than hitlery (who was DESPISED by SS and all the support staff).

I hear tell moochele is even more disliked.

[Veggie Todd]

Can you imagine how long it’s going to take to get the stench out of that house?

[Rodamala]

Barred windows suit these occupants well.

[equaviator]

She’s somebody’s aunt. Not mine though...

[Fungi]

My heart bleeds.

[Dilbert San Diego]

But they can go sit on the Truman balcony and get some fresh air. They can walk around the grounds of the White House. Yes they have secret service agents but they can come and go as they please.

What’s up. Did Michelle get scolded for her solo trip to Target in which a woman asked Michelle to hand her something off a high shelf???

[smokingfrog]

just d@amn!

[Cementjungle]

If Barry were any kind of man he would retire early and take his bride away from that awful place.

[molson209]

The Life Of Royalty and all she does is COMPLAIN

[hinckley buzzard]

Please God someone deliver us from this vexatious harridan.

[smokingfrog]

[fhayek]

They are going to build a replica White House in Beltsville, Maryland. I guess the Secret Service understands that stank is marrow deep.