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Obama Says Armed Response to Muslim Terrorism Wrong Approach [satire]
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| 17 Jan 2015
| John Semmens
Posted on 01/16/2015 11:40:57 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...
To: John Semmens
Here is something that isn’t satire or humorous: when a bunch of deranged muslims kill dozens of infidels, it is has nothing to do with Islam. When infidels draw pictures of Islamic icons, it is surely Islamophobic.
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posted on
01/16/2015 11:45:31 PM PST
by
sagar
To: John Semmens
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posted on
01/16/2015 11:47:56 PM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
To: John Semmens
Again, satire and reality are almost indistinguishable.
Almost everything in your piece is taken from comments made by people in O’s inner circle if not by O himself.
This really is how they think and what they say.
I don’t know if it is hard or easy to write satire when your subjects almost write it for you.
In any case, well done. Again.
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posted on
01/16/2015 11:48:19 PM PST
by
marron
To: John Semmens
Well done, John. The only problem is obama and his administration have actually said things almost indistinguishable from what you wrote.
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posted on
01/16/2015 11:58:13 PM PST
by
piytar
(If you don't know what taqiyya and the doctrine of abrogation are, you are a fool!)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
01/16/2015 11:58:42 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: John Semmens
The right approach is “dialogue”, appeasement and surrender until you are conquered - at least that way, you don't OFFEND anybody...what a sad joke for a President.
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posted on
01/17/2015 12:02:13 AM PST
by
Netz
To: SWAMPSNIPER
I know I shudda been there, I know Francois, so sorry... it's hard to believe you French have shown more balls and backbone since 2009 than we pussy Americans, sorry about that!
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posted on
01/17/2015 12:04:09 AM PST
by
Netz
To: John Semmens; SWAMPSNIPER
If everyone in the world would simply submit to Islam, the problem would be solved.
Great one again, John, too close to the truth.
BTW, SWAMPSNIPER, I think you have cured me of any notions I ever had about a career in politics.
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posted on
01/17/2015 12:07:11 AM PST
by
dagogo redux
(A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
To: John Semmens
One of your best, John.
Be careful. Channeling Obama is risky.
Even the Pope is in agreement with us on this.
Ouch. Richly deserved, but still ouch.
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posted on
01/17/2015 12:19:02 AM PST
by
TChad
(The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
To: John Semmens
My wife, a pubic school teacher, stated this to me yesterday...
"Huntsville, Alabama's W.F. Burns Middle School Principal Priscilla Holley sent a letter home with students asking the parents of each of them to equip their child with 8 ounces of canned goods that the student would use as a weapon against armed intruders. The idea is that the possibility of being hit by a can of beans would deter gunmen from harming the children."
They actually think children are going to line up and send expired cans of veggie's at an armed attacker - instead of actually arming some staff members...
Liberals Gone Wild!
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posted on
01/17/2015 2:21:27 AM PST
by
BCW
(ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
To: John Semmens
I’m confused: this is labeled as “Satire.”
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01/17/2015 3:54:40 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("A war is not over until the enemy stops fighting." ~ Thomas Sowell)
To: John Semmens
"Tracking down and arresting or killing the perpetrators of attacks like those we saw in Paris is too little, too late," the President contended. "A proactive policy of accommodating the needs of the Muslim faith would interdict the sources of animosity before they explode into violence. If communities could provide convenient sites for prayer so that Muslims wouldn't have to block streets, if women were more fully clothed in public, if only halal foods were offered, Muslims would feel more at home and have less cause for anger." This could be a news story... Amazing satire.
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posted on
01/17/2015 4:59:03 AM PST
by
GOPJ
(NYT "Free Speech" - ISIS can post severed heads to twitter but we can't post Mohammed cartoons.)
To: BCW
Are you telling the truth? Or are you a budding John Semmens?
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I posted the story after this post...it is on there from the 10th of Jan...
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posted on
01/17/2015 5:55:47 AM PST
by
BCW
(ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
To: John Semmens
Are you sure this is satire.....or is it a preview of his State of The Union Address?
To: John Semmens
Are you sure this is satire.....or is it a preview of his State of The Union Address?
To: John Semmens
>""A proactive policy of accommodating the needs of the Muslim faith would interdict the sources of animosity before they explode into violence."Uhmerican translation--- Submit or die.
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posted on
01/17/2015 6:10:17 AM PST
by
rawcatslyentist
(Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
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