I have no trouble believing that woman is the mother of a chicken.
She probably adopted her. I wonder. . . can we charge her with not sending her "little girl" to public school?
More, absolute proof of the ICD-10 diagnostic code Addenda my girlfriend and I created:
321.0 SPLAT Liberal Cerebral Defenestration (LCD) or Liberal Acquired Brain Absence (LABA), Complete loss of rationality, cognition, and cerebration due to indiscriminately keeping one's mind so far open that the brain falls out. First and subsequent encounters.