Posted on 09/09/2014 10:07:13 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail! I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back… same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail! I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said “buy one-get one free.” “They’re already buy-one-get-one free,” she said, “so I guess they’re both free.” She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said, “Where”?
They Walk Among Us! While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, “Oh I don’t keep up with all that stuff.”
They Walk Among Us! I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, “The number you...
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Lol. It was pre-tribulation.
Figured it out? By the way why was your page shut down?
there stores I meant Their stores.. Teach!
besides that I am Dain Bramaged! so don’t pick on the Padre!
well I looked up your you’re u are page and is said it was band. I looked at your postings and didn’t wee anything that would ban you.
You know what? Their is nothing worse than a grammar corrector.. It is a typo error that is it.. It is not a major Gaff like Corpse man.. You guys really need to get a life. Discuss the issues not the grammar.. By the way the Their was a error on purpose.. I would rather rake all the Guff on Huffington Post.. Than listen to snivelers worry whether it is suppose to be a period. Exclamation, or comma....
You know what? Their is nothing worse than a grammar corrector.. It is a typo error that is it.. It is not a major Gaff like Corpse man.. You guys really need to get a life. Discuss the issues not the grammar.. By the way the Their was a error on purpose.. I would rather rake all the Guff on Huffington Post.. Than listen to snivelers worry whether it is suppose to be a period. Exclamation, or comma....
I don’t need to be scolded about a typo error I got out of school 48 years ago... If you want to correct someone be a teacher... I am upset that you and the other person have nothing better to do than correct grammar!!! It was by accident.. Any you two made a federal case about it!!!
You weren’t scolded dummy.
Your getting Personal and calling names! Did I call you a name? I didn’t ask for your help! You could have said something different.. By the way I worked on F4C’s D’s E’s, RB57 and F101 plus help build AWACS, E6, and Command Post spanning 40 years. Not to bad for a Dummy I guess..
There is an old saying let sleeping dogs lie!!
Having said that I got you mixed up with Utilizer. So I stand Corrected and I apologize to you.. I’m Sorry!!! It comes with old age.. I told you I was Dain Bramaged!
It would look like bad mandarin handwriting to her.
Was doing some office shopping at Staples once when I picked up 2 cases of paper. The checker charged me something like $5.50 per case. I told her that she was charging me the price per ream instead of the price per case, and she insisted that she wasn’t and that this was the correct price. At that point I felt I had fulfilled my responsibility and quit arguing about it.
At first it was amusing. Now I see that it is inherent to your personality.
Since you seem to have all the warmth and charm as the PIAPS if she were to accidentally appear at a conservative fundraiser and unable to immediately depart, not to mention the obvious similar inability to accept any constructive criticism, perhaps you should refrain from posting until you learn to accept your obvious imperfections and the fact that the ability to complete a task correctly is not a positive trait.
I work in electronics. If you worked for Me, and you not only could not correctly complete simple operations but became upset when your mistakes were pointed out to you so that you could improve them... let's just say that perhaps you would soon be considering other areas where your attitudes and personality might be more readily overlooked.
I would usually recommend the fast-food industry but even the majority of them have SOME standards, so perhaps the janitorial industry would be more suitable. You could then interact on a daily basis with individuals who speak English as a Second Language and who would not understand your lettering difficulties.
Have a nice day, and please don't trouble yourself unduly attempting to respond to Me again, as I have the feeling that any such attempts would be even more difficult than you are already accustomed to.
I would call you a "looser", but you most probably would not get the joke.
I think he's well beyond that point, mate.
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