The best one I’ve heard yet was done by George Clooney. He sneaked into his friend’s trailer and fastidiously dipped his cat’s litter box every day for a week.
Once the friend had his cat at the vet, being run through a battery of tests, and on laxatives; he let the friend (and the cat) off the hook.
A couple of years ago, I set autocorrect in Word to replace a coworkers name with “Matt The Dork Brown.
Took him several months and god knows how many sent docs to figure it out. :-)
My daughter wants to take some apple juice in with her during a drug test..pour it in the urine sample cup while in the stall..then in front of the nurse, look at it and say..”oh, to full”..then drink some of it.
All daddy has to do is slide the glasses off the table as is onto a tray. Take them over to the sink and slide them off.
Which reminds me, I'm out of Dunkin's
Back in the early 90’s I worked at a tech startup. You didn’t dare miss work or else there was no telling what your computer was going to do when you turned it on, and what sort of booby traps would be awaiting you in your cubicle.
Those were fun days. I missed work one time and upon my return I found that someone had installed Windows 95 on my computer. The horror!
We’ve actually done the caramel onion thing.
My best wasn’t April fools but when some friends were on vacation, we built a wall across their hallway. Studs, drywall, mud, paint. The works.
On weekend watch on my ship, it was time to wake the kid who had the mid watch. Several of us dressed up in the NBC (nuclear/chemical/biological) gear and woke him up by saying shaking him and saying “OH MY GOD! WE FOUND ONE ALIVE!”
Bummer we didn’t have youtube back then, it was funny as hell.
Heard a Thanksgiving prank on the radio. While a new bride wasn’t looking, her husband slipped a cornish game hen into the middle of the turkey. Come dinnertime she was horrified to think she had roasted a pregnant turkey.
One of the radio DJ’s made a big announcement after hyping it for awhile that we were going to stay on standard time.
He began taking calls from confused callers. I was in the middle of a brake job or something and just thought “whatever I will deal with it later when this mess is over.”
After a few minutes it dawned on me what was going on.
An idea struck me and I called up and said; “I thought this was some kind of joke but I turned on CBS and Dan Rather was talking about it and it must be true.” This was a few months after Rather was fired.
He put me on air as soon as that song was over. :-)