Posted on 04/01/2014 8:56:32 AM PDT by GraceG
The enigmatic and hard to locate founder of the conservative news and information site FreeRepublic has finally been located after years of searching.
After spending millions in local "establishments" of ill repute our reporter Jim Thompson has finally tracked down this legendary recluse. Suprisingly he has been located living in the America's most liberal city, Boulder Colorado.
According to our reporter, Mr. Anderson has been living in the liberal bastion and pot capital of the world in order to build up the mental anti-bodies required in order to sustain a full assault against the liberalism he is expected to endure for next month's interview with the Daily Beast.
(A picture of Jim Anderson our reporter took before their camera was destroyed by his telekinesis.)
Electrokinesis.... he can ZOT you with his brainwaves alone!
Good. He owes me money.
Hmmmm.... what day is today?
Tuesday!
Jim Anderson?? Father Knows Best???
Jim Anderson and Ward Cleaver were my models for being a father. I’d figure out what they’d do and then I’d do something different.
Bwahahaha!
Ain’t that the truth
I thought Jim Anderson was the guy on Father Knows Best
Yep! LOL
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