[basil]

What’s a Zack Galifianakis?

[savage woman]

“This turns into a red line. I keep it in my pocket
at all times.”

[Kirkwood]

I hereby declare executive order #1,457,237. I’m changing the channel to Dancing with the Stars.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Not the wed one! Don't eeeeever push the wed one!"

[lee martell]

Zack should have treated the President the same way he treated Justin Bieber, like a stupid little boy who needs to be shaken by the collar, and kicked in the ass by his Dad. Would that make more people sign up for health care? Maybe I’ll suggest it to the Obots.

[DemforBush]

“This sure is a lot easier than that Simon game.”

(too obscure?)

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

“There! I just made a Southeast Asian airliner disappear!”

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

It’s the button for a Fart Machine!

[lepton]

Delete memory of past events and promises.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

“Every time I push this button, another Staples store closes. It will help the economic recovery in ways beyond your understanding so I won’t even try to explain it”

[lepton]

Delete recollections of how the world works, and past Obama failures.

[Tonytitan]

"Russian reset! Obamacare reset! Economy reset! Debt ceiling reset! One of 'em, doggoneit!"

"Does this stupid button do ANYTHING?"

[sport]

No, thank you. I make an effort never to think of Obama, if that is really the bastard’s name.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

I think that he has replaced the ol’ ‘pull-my-finger’ routine with this button.

[Starstruck]

Now remember this time push it, don’t pull it.

[Focault's Pendulum]

When I press the button, this price tag on my tie will fall off.

[Vinylly]

The red button is to China for another trillion dollar loan.

[LostInBayport]

Obama: "That's it. I'm using the IRS button. You're going to get the rubber glove audit."

[JoeProBono]

[TomGuy]

I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone ... and I’ve got a do-over button, a red do-over button.