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Al Gore Has A Fever: and a Hangover!
Self | 2/9/14 | Self

Posted on 02/09/2014 10:48:06 AM PST by xuberalles

The United States set over 4,000 record low temperatures during the past year, while the artic ice cap has grown by 30% and is now larger than it was in 1990. Ironically, while accepting his Nobel "Pina Colada" Prize in 2007, Al Gore claimed the North Pole would be "ice free" by 2013. Amazingly, he was only off by 920,000 square miles! Apparently Santa Claus burned the memo and bought another diesel Zamboni. Not only does Al suck at climatology, he really sucks at data sets; aka, empirical prognostications. Science fiction theater is a major, no? That's right, kiddies, Global Cooling is really real...like a whole other, "NATURAL", climatic cycle! How long before progressives ban ice cubes and double tax all cold cuts? Keep those hockey sticks handy, baby; slapshots are still a globally recognized cure for mental illness and "hanging chads"!


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Politics; Society; Weather
KEYWORDS: algore; climatechange; globalwarming; manbearpig
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1 posted on 02/09/2014 10:48:06 AM PST by xuberalles
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To: xuberalles
Oh WOE is me... whys everybody always pickin on me???


listen... warming, cooling, it was 50/50. so i took a shot!!!

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2 posted on 02/09/2014 10:53:44 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

Very nice!


3 posted on 02/09/2014 10:59:58 AM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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"the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees" -- Al Gore.

It's about 5,000° C in the very core. He once claimed at the U.N. that cigarette smoking causes global warming. This guy's mouth may be moving, but he's talking out of a completely different oriface. But liberals listen anyway.
4 posted on 02/09/2014 11:02:21 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

lol I remember that ridiculous claim. He’s a fullblown hack.


5 posted on 02/09/2014 11:03:52 AM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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To: xuberalles

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?


6 posted on 02/09/2014 11:05:11 AM PST by abclily
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To: xuberalles

Meanwhile the manbearpig reaps the financial benefits of a carbon emissions exchange market fully entrenched and supported in DC that made him millions of dollars.


7 posted on 02/09/2014 11:06:45 AM PST by Fzob (Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
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To: Chode

#3 wins the caption contest!


8 posted on 02/09/2014 11:07:15 AM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Chode
Could Al Gore be the evolution worshipers missing link?
9 posted on 02/09/2014 11:08:16 AM PST by right way right (America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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To: abclily

And that is a question Congress has no question for. If the Sun’s temperature, or the Earth’s tilt, changes by a fraction of a degree we are either toast or a ice cube. They’ll never realize how truly insignificant we are. It’s 100% political BS.


10 posted on 02/09/2014 11:10:01 AM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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To: Fzob

Yep. It’s all about the money...once again.


11 posted on 02/09/2014 11:11:20 AM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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Al Gore, first Carbon Billionaire.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/03/business/energy-environment/03gore.html


12 posted on 02/09/2014 11:12:10 AM PST by Fzob (Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
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THE MONEY AND CONNECTIONS BEHIND AL GORE’S CARBON CRUSADE

http://www.humanevents.com/2007/10/03/the-money-and-connections-behind-al-gores-carbon-crusade/


13 posted on 02/09/2014 11:13:51 AM PST by Fzob (Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
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He’s made a small fortune and that fact often goes unreported by the MSM. If it was Romney, moderate or not, they would have dismissed his claims as ludicrous long ago.


14 posted on 02/09/2014 11:13:59 AM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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Gore said the North polar ice cap would be ice free by 2013.

Litards love stupid wankers to believe in since they have nothing else.

http://pjmedia.com/eddriscoll/2013/12/14/yet-another-final-countdown-expires/


15 posted on 02/09/2014 11:16:33 AM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/ ?s)
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To: xuberalles

Yet the EPA and zippy the a##clown are pushing this scam once again.


16 posted on 02/09/2014 11:18:56 AM PST by ronnie raygun (zippy the a##clown sez..............................)
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To: xuberalles

Al Gore just plain sucks.


17 posted on 02/09/2014 11:24:02 AM PST by lakecumberlandvet (Appeasement never works.)
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The only thing I can say about algore is this: THANK YOU LORD for FR, and not allowing him and the democRATs to steal the presidency.

Amen.

5.56mm

18 posted on 02/09/2014 11:27:05 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: lakecumberlandvet

That pretty much sums it up!


19 posted on 02/09/2014 11:27:19 AM PST by xuberalles ("The Right Stuff" Conservative Novelties http://www.zazzle.com/xuberalles)
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To: xuberalles

According to the Marxist Media he made it the right way. Protecting the earth so he has wealth credits.

Pray America Wakes Up


20 posted on 02/09/2014 11:28:56 AM PST by bray (The Republic of Texas: www.braylog.com/id47.html)
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