Posted on 12/28/2013 2:37:39 AM PST by servo1969
She’s pouting because she wants me to something for her and she knows if she gets me going I’m gonna open my wallet, toss the cash and credit card at her so she’ll but up.
Just horrible the guilt she can put me through.
She’s a Princess.
She has her own money but wants to spend mine.
I’m fine with that.
Whatever makes her happy...
Inner peace through materialism.
My brother and I (we look nothing alike) took my kids to the playground when they were small. As we sat on the bench talking, I noticed two women staring at us. My brother quickly commented “They think we are a gay couple with kids”.
So I got that over with.
“I keep that place clean ever night and I am forever dusting it...”
I hear you. Before I married my husband, I dusted my kitchen faithfully every week. When I sold the place, the realtor asked if the stove had ever been used. Heck yes, I used to light my cigarettes from the burners.
That’s how I discovered I look good in short bangs.
LOL!!!
Reminds me of a time I got snowbound in Tulsa. The roads were unusable due to the amount of ice and the electric was gone-old.
So I need some heat. I grabbed a pack of cigarettes and a lighter .
Lit my cigarette, turned the gas on heater in the bathroom and as I was stooping down to light the thing with the lighter all of a sudden I saw bright light, felt incredible heat on my face and the sound of fire, Which was “WHOOSH !!!!”.
My face was still beat red when the cute neighbor gal dropped. Y and my hair was unmistakabley full of slip ends.
She laughed and invited herse I saw bright and made me drink some Sketch and quite a bit of wine before taking advantage of me.
I crafted a long stick out of a wire hanger and it enabled me to post a bit of wood to the end which I would light.
From then on I only lit the furnace while standing just on the other side of the wall which protected me from playing Kurt Russell ala the movie “Backdraft”.
If women are older than me, they appreciate the door being opened for them, and I do. If they’re my age or younger, they don’t and I don’t.
When you treat an entire gender as either threats or tools, be prepared for more personal space than you bargained for.
As Merle Haggard sang...
I’m rough and I’m rowdy,
I’m tough and I’m smart,
But I’ve got a tender heart.
I think having a tender heart is the foundation of being a true Man. Show me a dog doing something brave and I will cry. Show me a person doing something brave and I will cry. But I will not shirk the throat-cutting either. I will not freeze in fear. I will remember my ancestors and my family and will gladly lay my life down.
All the rad-fem ideas about being able to raise boys to like girl things and vice versa have been thoroughly debunked. Just like the idea of the tabula rasa or blank slate. All rational people know this...it's just that radical feminists, being among the most irrational people in the world, haven't caught on yet.
One time long ago one of my ex girl friends told me to tell her about my feelings. I told her I was feeling pretty hungry at the moment, and could she make me a sandwich. Our relationship didn’t last long.
I'd say the death of your dog counts as one of those times.
Good God. I’m going to show this list to my husband....he always enjoys a good laugh.
I agree with you whole heartedly on that note and add the loss of a close horse to that. I cried the hardest on the loss of my wife but the dog and horse really came close as they consoled me during the loss of my wife.
Sounds like on of my experiences.
So I’m watching the Super Bowl some years back.
Yeah, I was just laying around, drinking beer and waiting for the 1/2 time entertainment.
My girlfriend walks in, smoking hot and all smiles “Hey, babe. What’s on the TV?” She inquired.
“Dust...” I responded
And that how it started....
I'd say the death of your dog counts as one of those times.
Agreed. My dog died earlier this year, and it was the first time I cried since my father died, 17 years earlier.
In fact, I would say three of the points raised in this otherwise silly article are valid:
Have more stylish clothing options.
Men's clothes were more stylish (especially back in the 40s and '50s) when they were not being created entirely by gay fashion designers.
Have fun with one’s children without being judged.
Real men do this all the time. But while having fun, you also need to teach them to be strong and confident.
Be able to show emotion without being labeled as gay or a “p*ssy.”
On rare occasions, only, as noted above. Saluting a display of the American flag at a funeral for a hero is perhaps another one.
See the grammar post above...
FMCDH(BITS)
I count dogs as part of family..... ;)
I pamper my guy all the time. From little things like bringing him a cold drink while he is shingling the house, back rubs afterwards, taking him to the movie of his choice to other things that are none of your business.
If I can't do things for him then I am just a lump. I don't like being a lump.
What an opportunity! Let’s create another list:
“11 Manly Things Men Wish They Could Do Without Judgement”.
(I’ll start)
1) Tell liberals to “STFU, you stupid communist!”
2) Tell criminals that, “If you break the law we are going to string you up!”
3) Tell Muslims to behave themselves like civilized people, or that they will be deported back to the nasty primitive dictatorships from which they emerged.
A gf was giving me the “silent treatment” and as I’m leaving to work night shift I notice we’re out of milk. When she feels fat, she drinks 2%, otherwise she wants whole milk, and whichever I bring home is going to be the wrong one. So I ask her what kind of milk she wants me to bring home. She answered “I don’t give a %$#& what milk you get.”
So I brought home goat milk. I really wanted camel, but no dice.
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