Come on, jump on the team and come on in for the big win. Be the first on your block to sport a shinny new guest worker. All your neighbors will be so jealous as you sit on your lawn chair drinking beer as Maria mows your lawn in her teddy.
As the article states its good for the economy, in fact just like cash for clunkers we need to subsidize their importation. No American should ever have to do the work that American consider demeaning. Mexicans don't care they love crappy jobs that pay nothing.
Think about it its way better than the old Democrat Party slavery economic model:
No Initial capital outlay
No transportation costs
No housing costs
No medical costs
No replacement costs
No food costs
Just use them tell they ware out and get a new one for free! The tax payers cover all the expensive including removal. I don't know about you but I think the Dems & Repubs have really hit on something here. Slavery was such a burden to the owners in the past. Now we have an affordable alternative.
ORDER YOURS NOW BEFORE JANUARY FIRST AND WE WILL THROW IN A GPS TRACKER FOR YOUR GUEST WORKER.
Now you must turn that into a sarcastic fake infomercial that must be posted to the pro-amnesty types.
Good satire thanks for the laugh!
“...Maria mows your lawn in her teddy.”
I’m listening...and mentally thumbing through my catalog of stuff for the last known whereabouts of my lawn chair...
So, tell us more about “Maria.”