This is not the Advent Kitteh. She does not go under the beds. Also, she has four white paws.
Posted on 10/24/2013 12:11:05 PM PDT by WotansHammer
Mitch McConnell for Pres. 2016 and General of Counter-Terrorism for VP.
I thought you would be interested in this story I found on news.msn.com: US ambassador summoned by Germany over NSA spying ( http://news.msn.com/world/us-ambassador-summoned-by-germany-over-nsa-spying#tscptme, )
Wait a second? Didn’t Snowden first go to China? Where China and their reverse-technology, was granted the rights to reproduce the Grundig SW radio? I hear people in American jails, know how to increase the band-with of small transistor radio’s. What could China do with a Grundig or cell phone, like the Samsung knock-off.
Now didn’t Germany discredit our secrets, as found in the German newspaper?
As for France, just how long were they (like Australia in Afghanistan) going to provide there battalions, in the Syrian civil strife? Long enough to see the US weaponry as a Socialist Country? Then pull-out and leave us to boots on the ground?
Now: what about Switzerland and that $2,800.00 a month? Doesn’t that story sound familiar, as in the US $10 Million dollar theory?
What happened to our spy-plane brought down by China? If France and Germany are really worried about spying? Wouldn’t we infiltrate the Belgian Arms Race? I think they have enough to worry about, with the Saab software in Fighter Jets? Comprendee-Vous?
No. One Global Problem? Malnutrition.
Speaking of wildlife, the rabbitoid universe has a mouse analogue that is kinda flat, velvety, tiny eyes, small twitchy nose, six legs, and highly annoying.
Not sure where they fit in, on the periphery where they barely get noticed during the course of the tale, but they are there.
I dunno yet.
If this area was bioformed by accident, maybe there aren’t any animals. Maybe it was bioformed by another colony and they aren’t around any more.
I’ll get there when I get there.
“Don’t exert yourself too much Carl” I said pushing myself up with a groan. “You might have some internal injuries”
This seemed to scare him. He glanced at the pilot, Ranagar and then me. “I’m okay, just a bit sore from the crash like any one else”
“Do you know of a settlement in these mountains?” The Captain asked me pointedly.
“No” I answered truthfully “I would suspect the best thing we can do is go down the mountain though, to where it’s not freezing cold when it gets dark”
It did look like it would be dark soon.
“Maybe we’d better stay here tonight, there has to be something in the ERIK we can burn” Carl interjected. “There is no way we’d be able to find any shelter before nightfall heading down”
So we started building a shelter from the wreck of the aerial vehicle, the ERIK, as they called it and putting a pile of stuff near it that would likely burn. It might not actually freeze at this exact location, judging by the lack of snow and ice, but it was going to get pretty close.
“What was that weapon you used to defend you camp?” The Captain asked “My guys were falling down when they tried to cross into the clearing”
“I’m sure you have similar technology, maybe it was abandoned or something. We call it the ADEW, Area Denial Engagement Weapon, designed and built by Colonel Angus Procter. It causes disorientation, dizziness, pain and stuff. At the right settings we can clear your bowels or fry your brain. Not that we would do that”
We were sitting there in the dark, except for the light thrown by the fire, and everything was quiet. It was almost like being on a camping trip except my gut was still hurting and these other two people were my enemies.
“Why did we crash?” I asked as I was laying down. It was getting late and I was more comfortable. I would probably be getting comfortable on a bed of sharp rocks as tired as I was.
“I think we were shot down” Carl muttered. Then there was silence. I half expected Captain Ranagar to shoot Carl for saying it. Maybe the Captain was asleep.
“By the fleet?” I asked “They arrived?”
“Not sure” Carl muttered. I think he was wincing by the way he said it. I was almost certain he really did have some internal injuries. He could be bleeding on the inside. I did not want to see Ranagar put him out of his misery too.
I woke up while it was still dark, the fire was dying down to embers and it was getting pretty cold. I was glad to be in the hulk of the ERIK and mostly out of the wind. Hearing two men slightly snoring and breathing in rhythm I decided they were both sound asleep. I slipped Samantha’s device out of my pocket.
I went to the communications cube which glowed a nice blue floating in the air above the device. I select radio frequencies and noticed that the com frequencies were flat lined. We were far too distant from the colony to be picking up short range radio. I wondered if these devices could detect and maybe broadcast on longer range frequencies.
There were signals being broadcast on short wave frequencies but when I tried to listen there was just squelching and unintelligible gibberish. I decided these must be computers communicating with each other and this must all be coming from the fleet.
I did not know if any one out there was listening or not but I used a floating keypad to send messages out. I did not get any messages back. I knew that once the sun came up the short wave frequencies would not be able to travel very far. If someone on one of the ships of the fleet noticed, I wondered, how long before someone sent help?
” I’ll get there when I get there. “
I find that happening a surprising amount of time.
“Quiet guys, we will get to that when we get there.” my furry charges looked downcast.
Large rabbits doing simultaneous “snivel lip” tends to tug the heartstrings.
Writing about them even harder.
:p
” computers communicating with each other”
Hmm.
“You allow your AI to speak amongst themselves?!” the fleet admiral seemed quite horrified.
“Yes.” unhelpfully came from over is shoulder.
Bradamante had finished her conversation and was awaiting input from her command crew.
Her holographic avatar held a representative clipboard of information.
Brad, Captain Ranagar and Carl Munger are making their way down the mountain. That is pretty much where I am leaving it for the night.
I think I will call it a night and I might be back in about 8 or 9 hours.
I head out from here in about thirty minutes.
Then deal with wildlife and idiocy all the way home.
Perhaps someday I’ll finish one of my stories.
o_O
Take your video recorder in case you see a bigfoot.
Ehhh..lower ny towards the ny/nj border.
I’d see his cousin “bigbutt” and the dinosaur “thundrathighs”.
And they’d be driving in a Winnebago.
In the left lane with left turn signal on for the past six miles while doing thirty below the speed limit.
Sure, how else are you going to slow down enough to catch a bigfoot?
I don’t think he wants to be caught by them!
Lol!
Half expected something from Frank Zappa somewhere as well.
Drats.
Can’t find it.
Internet’s has failed!
Back in the 90’s there was a spoof band called “mega Seuss” and they did “green eggs and ham” and “one fish two fish red fish blue fish”.
Twisted and hilarious.
Can’t find it online.
LOL! that was funny
This is not the Advent Kitteh. She does not go under the beds. Also, she has four white paws.
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