URGENT NOTICE OF ZOT FOR SEPT/OCT 2013

Intel Analysis | September 5, 2013 | Victoria Bingham

[Victoria Bingham]

https://www.facebook.com/victoria.bingham.14?hc_location=timeline

[null and void]

New home for the UT thread?

[rktman]

Notice the curious use of the term “pinned down” in the alert? Hmmmmmm.

[big'ol_freeper]

Right arm sister

[Old Sarge]

THAT even got The Doctor and Rose laughing:

[Veggie Todd]

[real saxophonist]

Well, on September 13, 1999, the Moon was blown out of Earth’s orbit...

[barmag25]

the only IBTZ on this one was victoria herself.

[OpusatFR]

“Well, on September 13, 1999, the Moon was blown out of Earth’s orbit...”

I missed that! Must have been the bourbon.

[februus]

NOT before the ZOT!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[Veggie Todd]

Well, Bye!

[Old Sarge]

In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia;

The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it fell through a wormhole and crashed in the New Mexico desert 39 years later;

A piece of alien technology from the Roswell crash was discovered by a teenager named Elvis Presley;

Presley turned it over the the Nazi scientists of Operation Paperclip;

The Nazi scientists reverse-engineered it and developed the Internet, GMO’s, and chemtrail technology, which in turn provides power for the HAARP array;

The HAARP array brought down the World Trade Center towers on the order of George W. Bush, who personally detonated them from his secret Skull and Bones lair beneath the campus of UT-Austin.

There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!

[CrazyIvan]

“Signed up, posted and Zotted all within 5 minutes!”

What’s the record?

[Admin Moderator]

The mods be fast today.

The thread was marked, "urgent".

[EEGator]

“Lemme guess, you’re one of those nitwits who believes HAARP is a weather control device.”

Silly, everyone knows it’s the Tesla death ray machine. /s

[dfwgator]

I was just thinking we haven’t had a good old-fashioned Zot here for awhile.

[mountn man]

[Cyber Liberty]

I could live with it. Needs to be moved by the Mods again, though.

[JRandomFreeper]

In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia; The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it fell through a wormhole and crashed in the New Mexico desert 39 years later;

The aliens need better pilots.

/johnny

[Lazamataz]

You got MAD SKILLZ

You should post this picture on your zot threads: