URGENT NOTICE OF ZOT FOR SEPT/OCT 2013

Intel Analysis | September 5, 2013 | Victoria Bingham

[Victoria Bingham]

https://www.facebook.com/victoria.bingham.14?hc_location=timeline

[Tax-chick]

I fired up some children to pray, and then within 2 minutes, James dumped over a bin of pencils, and I had to get the vacuum out to sweep up the broken bits before Kathleen ate them. Then, once I started cleaning, I couldn’t make myself stop for quite some time. However, I got lots of prayer in, and now the floors aren’t nearly as sticky.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks T-c. Glad to see you took me up on that reservation.

[Hoodat]

Beat me to it. Now fess up. You've been lurking for a while, haven't you?

[no-to-illegals]

Thank You! The past episode is dedicated to Darksheare. Hope you loved it Darks.

[Tax-chick]

No, I just came back after vacuuming, mopping, doing dishes, sorting laundry, and changing a diaper ... and there it was. Clean living, I guess!

[no-to-illegals]

West Bound and Down ... {{{HUGS}}} Everyone!

[Hoodat]

Damn you all to hell! I had been waiting here for the last 5 hours with the HTML script all ready to go. All I had to do was click the ‘Post’ button. But no! While I stepped into the kitchen to get my ninth cup of coffee, little Miss housewife just happens to come in at the right time and steal my thunder. Why couldn’t you be kicking back on the sofa watching Oprah and eating Bon Bons like a ‘normal’ woman?

[Tax-chick]

I’m obsessive-compulsive and a Weight Watchers member.

But I’m also very thoughtful and selfless, so if you let me know in advance that you’re after 4,000, I’ll leave it sitting there and go ... dust something. Or someone, if he doesn’t move fast enough. (One of my teenage sons is known around here as “Inert.”)

[Silentgypsy]

Good morning! Lotsa condensation here. Gonna get the eggplants from the garden and make eggplant parmigiana sandwiches on frybread. My quadruple bypass will be scheduled next week. SYL!

[Tax-chick]

I heard Shannon making her “I hate this catnip mouse!” noises, but I could see the mouse, and she wasn’t anywhere near it. Turns out she’d gotten angry at a pink baby hair-bow.

[Silentgypsy]

Morning!

[Tax-chick]

Kathleen doesn’t like the hair-bow, either, but she just hands it to you and says, “This.”

[Silentgypsy]

Lol!

[Silentgypsy]

How many byos did she down with her Lego weapon yesterday? Maybe she aimed it at Frank’s underwear....

[Tax-chick]

Good point, it could have been a Vaporizinator.

She flattened all four of them.

[Hoodat]

In chemistry terms, 'inert' gases are also known as 'noble' gases. Just thought I should warn you in case he takes a chemistry class at some point.

As far as being OC goes, I always look at God as being OC. He is always off somewhere creating new stars and galaxies. He just can't help Himself.

[ColdOne]

LOL!

[Tax-chick]

But is He dusting under the refrigerator? (We had to pay weekend service rates yesterday, to a nice fellow named Frank, in order to restore chillingness.)

Inert is taking chemistry this semester, as it happens, but I hear he’s not doing that well at it. This might be due to the distraction of computer games, Nintendo, and his phone, but he insists he doesn’t have a moment to spare ...

Oh, well, I was a pain in the *** teenager, too, 30 years ago.

[Hoodat]

I could tutor him if you like. Once he learns how to make gunpowder, thermite, and nitroglycerin, he will be off and running, I can assure you. That’s what got me started, and look at me now.

[Tax-chick]

We made phosgene in my high school chemistry class. Fortunately, it’s heavier than air, but we got a fun evacuation out of it.