Damn you all to hell! I had been waiting here for the last 5 hours with the HTML script all ready to go. All I had to do was click the ‘Post’ button. But no! While I stepped into the kitchen to get my ninth cup of coffee, little Miss housewife just happens to come in at the right time and steal my thunder. Why couldn’t you be kicking back on the sofa watching Oprah and eating Bon Bons like a ‘normal’ woman?
I’m obsessive-compulsive and a Weight Watchers member.
But I’m also very thoughtful and selfless, so if you let me know in advance that you’re after 4,000, I’ll leave it sitting there and go ... dust something. Or someone, if he doesn’t move fast enough. (One of my teenage sons is known around here as “Inert.”)
Normal women watch Oprah?