Republican-funded!
Wish that were true about elections.
So, how exactly does this knowledge benefit us?
Can we now use ducks to open out bottles of wine?
The researchers promised none of the money would be used to produce duck porno.
A cloaca is a chamber that is found on some types of animals, especially birds and reptiles. Instead of having separate openings in the body for fecal matter, urine and reproductive fluids, all of these systems discharge their contents into the chamber, where they are eliminated through a single opening. This means that the cloaca is used for both elimination of waste and for breeding.
The cloaca is found in all kinds of birds, including everything from chickens, pigeons and geese to hummingbirds and eagles. Some mammals, such as the duck-billed platypus and the echidna, also have one, but most mammals have much more advanced reproductive and digestive systems. Reptiles such as lizards, snakes, turtles and crocodiles have a cloaca, but the males have some type of a penis as well, though the penis is only used for breeding and not for excreting urine.
Perhaps the Feds could pay me the $400,000 for the 3 minute research answer that some one in Washington failed to do. Reproductive organs of animals have been studied for more than 100 years. So what’s new?
studying duck genetalia is 100000% better than creating the next big world war by giving our money (and advanced weaponry) to terrorist organizations like the MuslimBros in Egypt (and their extension division in “palestinian terror-tories,” and their pals in the “syrian revolutionary forces”)
let’s have MORE duck genetalia studies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn it, John! You did it again! Is my face red. Either you are really, really good (I suspect you are) or I am really, really...well, you know.
This is why people that have a superiority complex are actually fools. Because there is not one informed person that worked to earn that money that thought they would rather spend it on looking at duck dicks.
But some liberal idiot who never had a real job that produced tangible goods, thinks it is important enough to spend someone ELSES money on it.
FR Akin supporters should like this research. A female duck does have biological anti rape defenses!
And any animal that can seasonally grow a huge penis then HAVE IT FALL OFF deserves careful study. If we could weaponize a “your pecker falls off” bomb we might not ever have to go to war again!
Gotta be done by a “duck d*ck doctor.”
Not Safe For Minors
“Do you quack like a duck
When you f#@%, do you quack,”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eY-sDKtIhbc
Its not going to the ducks. It’s going to line some politician’s pocketbook.
They funny thing is the government does fund crap like this. How else would they know what to put into their grade school studies of multiple sexualities?
1.4 Million Stimulus Dollars for Sex Study
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/15/Stimulus-Money-Funded-Sex-Study
This is what happens when we have allowed the government access directly to our paychecks. It is purely criminal that people’s very own income is taxed and far far beyond what the founders fought against the king for. It will die soon!
All I know about ducks and sex I learned from Mary Prankster.