Obama has a TIME MACHINE....
....problem is it only works in 2 dimensions....
but good enough to extract a copy of his birth certificate from the past....
See ....here it comes out of hyperspace from a slot in the machine,,,
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Posted on 10/15/2012 7:42:25 PM PDT by Perdogg
Per Matthwe Boyd
I have an explosive story about Barack Obama's past coming tonight.
Very true...I agree with you.
LOL!
Obama has a TIME MACHINE....
....problem is it only works in 2 dimensions....
but good enough to extract a copy of his birth certificate from the past....
See ....here it comes out of hyperspace from a slot in the machine,,,
.
And they all happen to have blown.... that’s right, Kevin Bacon.
Obama is busily updating his school and college records....../snicker.
What is “Open Condom Star?
"Explosive" makes ME think of diarrhea.
Again, I think ALL the race tapes were strategically rolled out by Romney, I think he had a hand in the Telemundo interview, and this new “revelation” is just one more carefully timed bomb going off. It’s not just “happenstance” that it is coming out . . . TODAY?!?
No, none have been duds. They have all been minor, but excellent, distractions. And this after Zero has already done debate prep?? Deliberately designed to keep Zero’s team off balance.
The thing is, we don’t need gimmicks to defeat Obama. His record does all the talking. We don’t need an old grainy video of him with a few people nobody has ever heard of saying stuff that everyone knows about him and that almost a third of the population agrees with.
Unless it’s Obama eating babies, feeding the scraps to the dogs at Michael Vick’s dog fight while drinking 32 ounce cokes and smoking a blunt.. they got nothing.
They could have live video of Obama axe murdering pets and people yet it wouldn’t matter to those who are the most blind—those who REFUSE to see.
Ok, I’ll bite. Bookmarking.
But I’m tired of being disappointed.
Thanks.
Sort of like a “Fox News Alert” that runs in yellow and red banners for 24 hours about the same story. I don’t even pay attention anymore when they say those three words.
Well, it is a big nothing. Rev Wright? That is old news. It didn’t work in 2008, won’t work now. People don’t care that we have a radical for POTUS.
If Hannity starts touting this today, then you KNOW it will be a dud.
You think facts are funny? Or are you so uncomfortable with the truth that you have to make a joke?
You think facts are funny? Or are you so uncomfortable with the truth that you have to make a joke?
I agree. Obama has beat himself. All we need to do is not make a stupid mistake that costs us the election.
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