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Obama will pledge NOT to play golf again until every American has a job, and affordable health care
one man's opinion...

Posted on 09/06/2012 2:43:16 PM PDT by ken5050

Excerpts just released from Obama's acceptance speech tonight suggest that he is going to make a major appeal to voters to give him four more years to finish the job; in part by pledging that he will NOT play another round of golf while he is in the White House, until every American has a job and enjoys affordable health care.


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The Obama campaign is deeply concerned about the president's falling poll numbers, especially the 10% decline in his likeability index, as well as Romney's ability to raise hundreds of millions of campaign dollars.

Senior campaign officials felt that it was important to try and change the dynamic, and suggested to Obama that he attempt to reach out to the American people, especially independents, to convince them that he is really doing everything to solve the country's economic problems.

Everyone knows that among Obama's greatest joys is a round of golf. Indeed, the president has played more than 100 times since taking office, a fact which has been used by his critics to show that Obama is detached and uncaring about the problems facing Americans, especially the middle class.

They suggested that the president make this promise to the American people tonight: not one more tee shot, or putt.

Obama was said to have been initially vehemently opposed to the idea, until Joe Biden pointed out the obvious to the president: "Hey, it's no big f****n deal, Barack..if you lose the WH..why then, you'll have time to play all the damn golf you want to."

So tonight, expect to hear these words from the president:

"Read my lips! NO MORE MULLIGANS!"

1 posted on 09/06/2012 2:43:24 PM PDT by ken5050
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To: Reaganite Republican

FYI


2 posted on 09/06/2012 2:44:06 PM PDT by ken5050
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To: ken5050

bullshit...he hit someone in the gallery who threatened to sue / s


3 posted on 09/06/2012 2:45:17 PM PDT by advertising guy (" that lie has it's own sleep number " David Feherty PGA Championship 2012)
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To: ken5050
Too late!

He should have done that 444 days ago.

4 posted on 09/06/2012 2:45:30 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Barack 0b0tt0my!)
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To: ken5050

They might run that by a focus group, where it will fare poorly. Six months ago, it might have worked; now it would look like the cheating husband promising to not hang out at bars AFTER he’s caught gambling his money and spending on floozies. BANG goes the rolling pin!


5 posted on 09/06/2012 2:46:47 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I love to watch you talk talk talk, but I hate what I hear you say."-Del Shannon)
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To: ken5050

I prefer he go on a hunger strike...oops, that won’t work while Biden is still physically, though not mentally, among us.


6 posted on 09/06/2012 2:51:16 PM PDT by chuckee
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To: ken5050

LOL! So... does this mean he’s picking up tennis? Or maybe it means he’ll increase his vacation time? We know he’s interested in going back to Cartagena. Or perhaps freeing up golf time will allow him more flexibility to Putin.


7 posted on 09/06/2012 2:52:07 PM PDT by hawaiianninja (Palm note to self: Work for a successful 2012! +Throw the liberal garbage out!)
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The mindless drones will commiserate and cry, "Poor Obama. Look how he's going to sacrifice for us!"

There is no shame in these people. Absolutely none.

8 posted on 09/06/2012 2:53:57 PM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: ken5050

i will tell you what I want to know....

will obama skip up the stairs... or will he skip down the stairs to get to the podium...


9 posted on 09/06/2012 2:54:14 PM PDT by malia
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To: ken5050

Yeah, but his overweight wife will make up for it with her multi-million-dollar vacations! So, we lose again. She probably still wants to kick his ass for spending multi-millions to hide all his personal records.


10 posted on 09/06/2012 2:58:51 PM PDT by laweeks
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11 posted on 09/06/2012 3:01:10 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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President Bush gave it up when the troops deployed. What a sorry POS this guy is. Are we all supposed to cheer because he decides it’s time to do some work?


12 posted on 09/06/2012 3:01:16 PM PDT by jersey117
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“Now, people of Germany, give us four years and then pass judgment upon us. In accordance with Field Marshal von Hindenburg’s command we shall begin now. May God Almighty give our work His blessing, strengthen our purpose, and endow us with wisdom and the trust of our people, for we are fighting not for ourselves but for Germany.” - Adolf Hitler 1933


13 posted on 09/06/2012 3:02:18 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: ken5050

Is this a joke?


14 posted on 09/06/2012 3:03:26 PM PDT by my small voice (A biased media and an uneducated populace is the biggest threat to our nation.)
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To: dfwgator

Hitler said “God” too much, he would never cut it as a democrat..


15 posted on 09/06/2012 3:04:04 PM PDT by newnhdad (Where will you be during the Election Riots of 2012/2013?)
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To: ken5050
You don't actually believe that, do you?

Since when does Obama EVER inconvenience himself for America?

There is not a chance in Hades that Obama gives up golf for ANYTHING!

I think you misheard something. Obama must have said he was giving up the Gulf (of Mexico) until every illegal alien has a job and enjoys affordable health care.

And, what a pathetic thing it would be to hear the POTUS promise to fix things by giving up a game. A GAME! Very child like & immature. "I'm giving up my dollies until I pass spelling". The world would laugh until they ended up crying.

Finally, I kinda like it when he plays golf. Every time an incompetent, Marxist leader is not doing his job, the rush to tyranny is interrupted.

16 posted on 09/06/2012 3:09:10 PM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: ken5050
Come January 21st he will be able to play all day, every day if he wants... no matter what the outcome of the election. If you believe this promise you also believe his other promise... “I'll only put it in just a little way”.
17 posted on 09/06/2012 3:11:11 PM PDT by RedEyeJack
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To: Mister Da

I am standing by my bet that Hillary will be drafted before this is over and done with.

There is no way this Chicago thug and his flying monkeys can do this to the country for another 4 years. Plus there have been way too many random acts of journalism from the media this week.


18 posted on 09/06/2012 3:12:02 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (ABO 2012)
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To: ken5050
Oh, the sacrifice of Barack Obama Superstar!

The Kenyan Commie can shove it. Hard and deep.

Just leave the Oval Office, and go play golf all you want. Leave America alone.

19 posted on 09/06/2012 3:12:50 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: ken5050

Not that I’d ever vote for him, but Obama should have gotten down to business when he was first elected. No DO-OVERS!


20 posted on 09/06/2012 3:14:02 PM PDT by madison10
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