Posted on 08/29/2012 11:00:15 PM PDT by Bobble
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN – After a week of being under fire for adopting a drawl and telling a group of black supporters that Republicans are “gonna put ya’ll back in chains,” Vice President Biden spoke at the ‘Eye for an Eye’ mosque in Dearborn this afternoon dressed in a burqa. The vice president’s visit to commemorate the mosque’s twenty-fifth anniversary fit conveniently between a fundraiser that morning at the Forever Twilight nursing home and another that evening at Michigan’s Macomb County Prison.
The American Muslims that gathered at the mosque were baffled when Biden stepped up to the podium shrouded in a burqa. The vice president did not allude to his attire but began by thanking the congregation for their hospitality and admiring the mosque’s architecture.
“What a beautiful building you people have built to worship your God,” Biden said. “It’s so peaceful. In my church the priest feeds us some flesh, we wash it down with blood and we pray we don’t have to burn in the flames of Hell for eternity,” he snickered.
The vice president looked at the quiet audience and tapped his microphone. “Testing one, two … is this thing working?” he chuckled, unable to rouse a response from the congregation.
“But in all seriousness,” he continued, “God is good, isn’t he?” He grimaced as he adjusted his burqa and then added, “or as some of your freedom fighters yell out before a slaughter, Allah Akbar!”
At that point a man yelled out “Allahu Akbar!” with several parishioners excitedly repeating the phrase.
“I don’t wanna forget to give a shout out to the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt,” the vice president said. “Some folks are uneasy about that situation but, hey, whadd’ya gonna do, huh?”
Read more: http://www.thedailyrash.com/joe-biden-speaks-at-michigan-mosque-wearing-a-burqa
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The fact you had to open this and read it to find out it is satire says it all......
I wasn’t sure.
I was more surprised this wasn’t true than by thinking it was true.
Sometimes, truth is even more bizarre than satire:
http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2012/08/30/muslim-blues/
Oh I don’t know since it was posted from The Daily Rash one might have guessed...but then again it is Joe Biden... ;)
his boss would look a lot more natural in a burqua
I wasn’t sure
Neither, was I. I had to read into it.
fair enough.
I expected it was true. It would not surprise me if one of them showed up somewhere dressed as female genitalia.
and a burka.
Another article in there: “Todd Akin Pledges to Double Rapists’ Child Support Payments”
Biden is quite liable to show up *with* female genitalia. He’s such a diverse fellow.
I didn’t click on to read - I wanted to see his pix. So disappointed. ;) How’s that for believing it!
Satire’s just not as fun as it was before the Obama administration. Too close to reality. If I tweeted this Burka story I thing a vast majority of the people would believe it - including democrats.
Another thing I don’t do this year that I did every election. I’d sign up user names such as Hillary2008, Obama2008 and I’d post pro-communist propaganda to scare the democrats and independents into voting for republican. I just do not have the imagination to go to an extreme beyond where they are now. They are what once was only satire.
Even Protest Warrior are having trouble thinking up new slogans for this crowd.
LOL Flakey Joe in a burqua? I wouldn’t be surprised at *anything* that man says or does. (Fun to envision, though)
You know what’s sad, considering what this Administration has become I actually thought this was real
I wasn’t completely sure until I saw the sarcasm tag...
Funniest thing I have read in a decade.
Usually I can spot satire.
Ya got me, I was thinking up replies such as Burques are for women( with Biden who knows, with 0 the jury is in).
We live in a world where up is down, truth is lies, meaning of words have been hijacked- think rainbow- I want the word back in lexicon to mean natures joy of color, not some perverted sexual movement.
Well,he is Obamas’s B@#$% isnt he?
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