Posted on 06/15/2012 1:53:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The Democratics pride themselves on being the Party of Peace, Love, and Tolerance. Well, yesterday we heard from the DUmmies that "'Conservatives' are traitors," ergo, worthy of silencing, execution, and consignment to the flames of hell. Now today the lovefest continues with this gem, a THREAD by DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, "I Will Not Aid A Republican."
Peace, Love, and Tolerance? Let's find out now as we lie half-dead on the road between Jerusalem and Jericho and await the response of the priest and the Levite, whether or not they will stop and help us. The DUmmies' cold comments are in Die Republicans Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who has love for all men, even DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:
I Will Not Aid A Republican
[That's straight from the DUmmie Scout Oath.]
In the future if someone is in trouble and I find out they are a Republican I will just walk away.
[Now is NOT the time for all good men to come to the aid of THEIR party.]
I won't help them in any way. I have already ended my association with all the Republicans I know. And none of them are my friends.
[Thank you, Mr. Warmth. Now, DUmmie TheMastersNemesis, let's hear from your colleagues . . .]
Well, if you're comitted to this line of thought...At least explain to them that you can't help them, because they'd just start expecting handouts. remind them there's no free lunch. And assure them that if they had only made better life-choices, they wouldn't be in whatever mess they're in. It's what they would say to you, after all.
[Thank you, DUmmie Scootaloo, for revealing right away the fundamental flaw in liberals' thinking, i.e., the failure to distinguish between FORCED governmental redistribution of wealth, which Republicans oppose, and VOLUNTARY private acts of mercy, which we are all in favor of. You're just too dense and brainwashed to see that, aren't you?]
The truly insane thing about Republicans is many will go out of their way to help people they know/meet in their personal lives, but the minute the situation becomes abstract - helping some guy a thousand miles away you've never met - they invoke this Ayn Rand claptrap. Truly confused people.
[The truly surprising thing here is that you acknowledge that Republicans WILL go out of their way to help people. Don't you know we're all heartless b*st*rds??]
It's called naked tribalism.
["Naked tribalism"? Now you've got benburch's attention!]
'Scuse me sir...I'd like to apply a dressing to this sucking chest wound but first I'm going to need you to complete a quick survey...Question 1a....
[I detect a note of sarcasm.]
Thats mighty progressive of you. If I can help ANYONE I will. It's the HUMAN thing to do.
[LOUSY SAMARITAN TROLL!!!]
The great wall can be seen from outer space, and it was built 1 brick at a time.
[DUmmie DiverDave rebukes TheMastersNemesis, who would dismantle the wall to stone the Republicans, 1 brick at a time. DUmmie rrHeretic then snipes back at DiverDave . . .]
Ah yes, the ego speakith!!
[The ego has landed.]
That's might nice of you (NOT). But the real message you're saying is: I am just so unique and nice that it compels me to help anyone regardless of the DANGER they are to rational, normal human beings because I know so much MORE than other people, especially those totally f***ed by these right wingers.
[Rational, normal human beings would never HELP those dangerous right-wingers!]
I could go on with this but. . . .
[In fact, I think I will . . .]
YOU, being so nice and special, don't seem to care. If any of the scum on the right need help, you'll jump right in. Sorta like trying to help a rabid dog by giving it some food or water and then it takes a bite out of you.
[Beware of rabid Republican! There's a plague of hydrophoby in these parts!]
No DiverDave, you are not special, just incredibly naive regarding the real danger they are to the rest of us. It is WAR in this country - we are in a war whether or not you see the reality in front of you or not.
[DiverDave is AWOL in the Democrats' War on Rethuglicans.]
And sadly, for you at least, those on the right look at people like you and laugh derisively. I know because I've tried to reach out to them in the past only to have my fingers cut off.
[DUmmie rrHeretic has learned to type with his toes. DiverDave responds . . .]
Dude step away from the , well whatever it is that makes you act like a dick.
[If it acts like a dick and walks like a dick. . . . DUmmie rrHeretic must take Levite-tra.]
Hell, I'd even help YOU. One brick at a time, man. . . .
[A brick for a dick.]
I'm a volunteer firefighter/EMT and as such get many chances to aid folks I don't know that are in need of assistance but for now on if my pager goes off at 2 AM I'm not getting out of bed if the 911 caller is not a Democrat. Better I get some sleep than to save some miserable pukes life/property.
[Sweet! That's the spirit! LET their house burn down! Serves 'em right!]
What about swing voters? Or what if someone says they split their ticket?
[In that case, we put out the fire on the second floor but let the first floor burn to the ground.]
Split the ticket? You mean vote for 1 right winger who might not be as extreme as the other 1 you're not voting for? Sorry, but if it looks like a pig, walks like a pig, oinks like a pig, then it's a freaking right winging nutjob.
[When pigs fry.]
You seem to be on a mission to devalue the lives of conservatives. Post after post, that's what you argue. Is that because you're a liberal who feels strongly about these things? Maybe. But perhaps your intention is to raise a chorus of replies saying 'Yes! Let them die,' . . . That . . . would make liberals look pretty hypocritical. Aw heck. Just speculation here. Surely you aren't deliberately trying to encourage that.
[DUmmie RZM, are you suggesting that DUmmie TheMastersNemesis could be . . . might be . . . a . . . Naaahh!!!]
top 10!
I think you’re right!
It's Be-Mean-to-Republicans Week Month Year Decade Century in DUmmieland.
Hmmm I wonder how the response would be to an independent? Would that throw them into confusion and chaos more than usual?
No golf today, so I’m awake...
I agree. It’s real. We’ve had plenty of this stuff from these people over time not to recognize the hate. Not to say a given DU’er isn’t a troll, but the hate’s there.
Top 10.
It’s almost hard to believe people in this country can be THAT stupid!
Also will they refuse aid from a Republican if they are in trouble? I have this deep wound but before you give me first aid tell me how you voted in the last election?
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to posting on democraticunderground."
Personally, any EMT that will not take the call to help a “right winger” (how would they know? what idiots) then they need to be arrested for manslaughter and thrown in prison and raped.
The average DU denizen, I wouldn’t pi$$ on if they were on fire.
They settle for fear. I’ll settle on a beer...
What, exactly, are these DU people doing that is helpful to America?
I wish they were LFTs, but I once knew a guy who was serious when he said he’d decided conservatives did not deserve to live (I hadn’t seen him in years, and he thought I was a liberal). And he was a nurse. I’m still waiting to read about his serial IV slayings.
I’ve grown closer with my liberal cousins in recent years. They’re very urban and I’m very rural and they’re increasingly interested in how I get by without all those urban services.
I’m happy to teach them what I can. When the crap hits the fan, I want them as self sufficient as possible.
Funny thread. But please clean up the excerpts a little? Charles is a Pastor (who can cuss like a Sailor when he wants to...lol).
I agree: I think TheMastersNemesis is a LFT (or other troll) trying to make DUmmies look even worse. (And it’s mostly succeeding.)
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