You might be a paultard if you’re over 22 and haven’t known RP was an idiot for at least the past four years.
...if you go to Starbucks and don’t stand out in any way, shape or manner from the Obama bots.
If you can’t laugh at Cut and Run Paul and his Merry Band of Stoner Cultists, who can you laugh at ?
Ping!
If you take your auto to the mechanic and start your description of the problem with “...the Federal Reserve....”
One of the biggest cliches in most elections is when the candidate (I know Romney has used it) starts to say, "I'm the only candidate in this race who..." (pick your choice: balanced eight budgets, ran a business, took the no-tax pledge, will have a fully transparent administration, etc.)
I do NOT like Paul, but throwing darts at a pic of Lincoln sounds fun actually....
...if dressing up means putting on your least repugnant tee shirt....
.....Your copy of the Constitution has the Fourteenth Amendment snipped out of it.
OK, what is it really?
Ronulan, Paultard or Paulistinian?...
.....You think the Tenth Amendment lets States alienate the unalienable right to life if they want.
..You’ve sprayed vinegar into the sky to combat chemtrails..
(not a joke.)
http://www.countercontempt.com/archives/2578
You Might Be A Paultard If....
you believe that ron paul has told the truth more than three times since 1988...and don’t sincerely question THOSE.
You call RPaul “Dr. Paul” with a tremor of reverence in your voice.
You KNOW that RPaul is the ONLY one who can Save Our Nation.
You know and (repeatedly state) that anyone who criticizes RPaul is a warmongering neocon Nanny Stater.
Every sentence you utter about RPaul has the word “Constitution” in it.
You know for a fact that every single other candidate or potential candidate or possible candidate is a member of the CFR and the Trilateral Commisson and a Zionist.
You are personally in favor of all drugs being legalized although you swear up and down that you do not, personally, partake.
When questioned about RPaul’s stand on allowing homos in the military, you shriek at the questioner: “WHAT!?!? Are you afraid of FREEDOM!??!?!?”
You know for a fact that RPaul never wrote, never read and never knew what was in his newsletters. Never ever ever! It’s a total shock and surprise to him to now find out, after all these decades, what he actually signed his name to! And that’s fine with you! Shows how “honest” RPaul is!!
(BTW I know all of the above from being on the receiving end of Ronulan droolings and outbursts.)
Totally unrelated, but Saints QB Drew Brees has just broken Dan Marino’s single season passing yardage record.
Unlike RuPaul, Drew Brees has accomplished something.....
When you’re in a hurry and you get a red light, you suddenly declare that red lights are ‘unconstitutional’.
When you get jipped by a vending machine, you complain to everyone around you that the vending machine has violated your constitutional rights.
When you belive that selling heroin to children is one’s constitutional right.
When you declare that the root cause of every hostile act by any nation throughout history can be traced back to American foreign policy and/or the existance of Israel.
Am i the only one who wonders why the man has only 1 1/2 eyebrows? When i first noticed, i thought maybe he just slipped with the razor or something. And that 1/2 eyebrow is about to fall off any minute now...
You have at least one Swastika tattoo and overall more tattoos than years of school completed.