...if dressing up means putting on your least repugnant tee shirt....
...Lister throws on his least smeggy outfit, the t-shirt with only two curry stains on it...
You’re not wrong on this, either.
I hate to use anecdotal stories on threads, but I once had the misfortune of standing next to a Paultard at a Tea Party rally who was wearing a Paulie shirt from the first doomed run in ‘88. It looked like it hadn’t been washed since ‘88. Add that to the humidity of South Florida and....well, I’m sure you get the idea. (Bleeeecccccch!)