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Satirical Poll Asks: What Should Santa Leave In The Stockings Of Obama Voters For Christmas?
The Right Elective Decisions ^
| 12/14/2011
| Chris Davis
Posted on 12/13/2011 5:47:23 PM PST by writer33
Santa’s got to make his deliveries, and he wants to know what he should leave in the stockins of Obama voters for Christmas this year. Even though Obama has practically destroyed the U.S. economy, Santa’s benevolence knows no end. The elves have been no help in answering this troubling question. So, Santa is asking American conservatives, knowing they will have the solution to the troubling problem.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; writer33
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To: hosepipe; Moonman62
Thought you might enjoy this one ping!
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:23:34 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Some of the turds he keeps throwing in the pool!
62
posted on
12/13/2011 6:23:58 PM PST
by
freeagle
To: writer33
Bullsh!t...
63
posted on
12/13/2011 6:24:31 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: writer33
“How to win friends and influence people”.
64
posted on
12/13/2011 6:24:36 PM PST
by
BenKenobi
(Honkeys for Herman! 10 percent is enough for God; 9 percent is enough for government)
To: freeagle
65
posted on
12/13/2011 6:25:26 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Chode
66
posted on
12/13/2011 6:25:45 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: BenKenobi
They could use that. Good one, Ben.
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:26:10 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Buckets of coal!! (drive the environmentalists among them nuts! :) )
68
posted on
12/13/2011 6:31:34 PM PST
by
luvie
(This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
To: writer33
A big steamin’ bowl o’ haggis.
69
posted on
12/13/2011 6:32:03 PM PST
by
Mike Darancette
(Either Obama can beat any GOP candidate or no GOP candidate.)
To: LUV W
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:34:02 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Mike Darancette
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:34:26 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
... he wants to know what he should leave in the stockins of Obama voters for Christmas this year.Sterilization pills in Cialis packages.
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:41:23 PM PST
by
Pan_Yan
To: Pan_Yan
LOL! Good idea. Go, Santa!
73
posted on
12/13/2011 6:43:10 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
A copy of Atlas Shrugged, assuming they could read it.
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:44:18 PM PST
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Bahbah.)
To: writer33
Most certainly Debbie Wasserman Schultze (however it’s spelled) looks somewhat like the Scarecrow in Wizard of Oz IMO, and I can’t help but reflect on the desire for a brain.
That’s something Obama voters really need. Brains.
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:44:33 PM PST
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: writer33
Coal 2.86%
Sacks Of Leaky Reindeer Urine 2.86%
Handfuls Of Reindeer Crap 17.14%
A Stained Jockstrap 0%
All Of The Above 62.86%
Other: 14.29%
Brains 7.15%
Solyndra Stock 2.38%
Pink Slip 2.38%
Sarah Palin’s Latest Book 2.38%
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:48:42 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Springman
Atlas Shrugged would be a good idea.
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:50:12 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: rockinqsranch
Brains came in at 7.15%. And they do need them. LOL!
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:50:53 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Reporter: “And where is obama gonna get it?” Deadbeat welfare ghetto queen: “Eyes dow noe, from iz STASH I gez, but he gonna give it ta uz, that’s why we love ‘im, OBAMA!!!”! (or close).
To: writer33
I’d leave them a one way ticket.....To Hell.
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posted on
12/13/2011 6:52:15 PM PST
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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