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Ingrid Newkirk’s Morbid Mortuary Demands
moonbattery.com ^ | 10/24/2011 | n/a

Posted on 10/24/2011 9:23:01 AM PDT by massmike

Ingrid Newkirk — the queen PETA moonbat best known for her morally depraved declaration that “a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy” — may be even more disturbed than we knew. Here’s what she wants done with her body after the Devil has dragged her twisted soul down to hell:

a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;

b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;

c. That in remembrance of the elephant-foot umbrella stands and tiger rugs I saw, as a child, offered for sale by merchants at Connaught Place in Delhi, my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them [et cetera, ad nauseam].

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: freaks; kook; morethorazineplease; nuts; peta
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To: massmike

Didn’t she play Catwoman?


41 posted on 10/24/2011 11:51:15 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: massmike

Doable I think...


42 posted on 10/24/2011 12:31:19 PM PDT by Wu (Excuse me while I kiss the sky......)
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To: massmike
First, that’s Bradley Cooper in drag, isn’t it?

Second...

“Ms. Newkirk, there are some people that even I refuse to eat. Now, I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.”

43 posted on 10/24/2011 12:50:59 PM PDT by RichInOC (Sarah Palin is at war with the left. Most Freepers are just playing the video game.)
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To: massmike

“That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal...”

I got the perfect campaign slogan for them: Eat s##t and die.


44 posted on 10/24/2011 1:17:18 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: massmike

Neeeewkirk!!!!

45 posted on 10/24/2011 1:23:55 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: massmike

Is she dead yet?


46 posted on 10/24/2011 2:09:07 PM PDT by usmcobra
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To: Sherman Logan
Defeat their actual arguments, not the straw man version.

They are the same. The left has only three arguments: You're racist, you're sexist, and you're homophobic.

I propose rather than wasting time arguing we just round 'em all up and put 'em camps.

47 posted on 10/24/2011 3:55:41 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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To: massmike

Some ugly girls, that didn’t get enough attention, will do a lot for it.

This thing is pretty bad.

Hey...What happened to Shehan? Is she wailing at the WH gates?

Oh...guess the Afh-aahnnnnnniiiisttttttahhhhhhhhn...babies murdered...GWB fault.

What did happen to her? Anybody following that story?


48 posted on 10/25/2011 8:32:35 PM PDT by Pigsley
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