[Joe 6-pack]

Yo ho ho and a ladle o' grog,
Ye laid me keel and flipped me rug.
Me pegleg is lost and me parrot went dumb,
Me britches undone, and now fresh out of rum...

You've won my heart, me queen of the sea,
I'd run the plank to be with thee :-)

[floralamiss]

Oh, don’t run the plank, me darlin’ sea lord,
I promise if ye don’t, I’ll whack ye hard!

(Banging noises overhead)

Away with ye, ya’ sprogs! GreatHorn and I be plottin’ “sweet trade” below!

But there’s grog a’top a’plenty ta’ keep ye happy! - Or is that, a’plenty grog a’top? - Or just, plenty on top?

I be thinkin’, t’is the latter!