Oh, don’t run the plank, me darlin’ sea lord,
I promise if ye don’t, I’ll whack ye hard!
(Banging noises overhead)
Away with ye, ya’ sprogs! GreatHorn and I be plottin’ “sweet trade” below!
But there’s grog a’top a’plenty ta’ keep ye happy! - Or is that, a’plenty grog a’top? - Or just, plenty on top?
I be thinkin’, t’is the latter!
Aye me buxom wench...it appears this thread is ours!
(is highjacking a pirate thread considered bad form?)