[blueunicorn6]

The Democrats will give you worms.

[DannyTN]

The updated version goes like this:

• Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
• Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
• Give a man a fish from China and you poison him at the same time you incur government debt which you'll have to tax him for.
• Teach a man to fish then invite 12 million illegal Mexicans to fish in his pond and you'll end up putting them all on public assistance.
• Teach a man to fish and then buy all your fish from Chinese who are willing to fish for $2 a day, and don't be surprised when he puts down his pole and asks for help.
• Teach a man to fish then move the lake to China and now you have a fisherman with no place to fish.
• Teach a man to fish then elect a Kenyan as President, and redistribute the man's fish to others, then wonder why he doesn't fish as much.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day."

"Teach a man to fish, and he spends the whole day in a boat drinking beer."