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1 posted on 05/28/2011 1:34:10 PM PDT by John Semmens
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Oh, DUDE!

This one is damn near scary!


29 posted on 05/28/2011 2:29:30 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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Tell me this is satire . . .


30 posted on 05/28/2011 2:30:54 PM PDT by Per-Ling
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Crazy old bast*rd shouldn’t be anywhere near a gun himself.


31 posted on 05/28/2011 2:33:47 PM PDT by skeeter
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Good piece John. And true to your title this really is only semi satire. The actual statement from the Sheriff's Dept is almost as ridiculous as the made up one you attribuited to Dupnick.

Pima County Sheriff's Department issued a statement

"The investigation that lead to the service of the search warrants on May 5 is a complicated one involving multiple people suspected of very serious crimes. Sometimes, law enforcement agencies must choose between the desire of the public to quickly know details, and the very real threat to innocent lives if those details are released prematurely. Sheriff Dupnik has made it a departmental policy to be open and forthcoming with information released to the news media. When the decision is made to withhold information, as it has been in this case, there is a legitimate reason for that decision. The day the search warrant was served, we reported to the media that Mr. Guarena fired at SWAT officers. This is what was understood at that time. After a more detailed investigation, we learned that he pointed his assault rifle at SWAT officers, however, the safety was on and he could not fire. This is a clear example of erroneous information being provided without careful investigation. Rather than risking the release of further information, it is imperative that we complete all aspects of this investigation. Complicating matters is the fact that multiple agencies were involved in this incident..."

Blah, blah, blah... In other words we don't have any friggin' idea what we are doing and so we will stall as long as possible and hope people forget about this major screw up that led to the death on an innocent man.

32 posted on 05/28/2011 2:34:04 PM PDT by Upstate NY Guy
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Too early for jokes.


33 posted on 05/28/2011 2:39:41 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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“Look, a Marine with a weapon represented a severe danger to my men,” Dupnik said. “If they hadn’t fired first he probably would’ve killed them all. It was only quick thinking that saved the day.”

Heh heh, you gotta admit, this is probably closer to truth than fiction John.


37 posted on 05/28/2011 3:00:10 PM PDT by jessduntno (Liberalism is socialism in a party dress. And just as masculine.)
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Well done John, but what a tough one to satarize. SHEESH!


39 posted on 05/28/2011 3:09:07 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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‘semi-news/semi-satire’...

How much of this is satire? What was the swat team there for originally?

As Dr. Evil would say, ‘I need the info.’


41 posted on 05/28/2011 3:39:19 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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Too close to the truth to be satire...

Excellent.


42 posted on 05/28/2011 3:45:45 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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He was aiming a gun at law enforcement? That’s a dangerous thing to do... and I’ll bet the officers were yelling out who they were. This does NOT make the case against gun ownership.


43 posted on 05/28/2011 3:51:49 PM PDT by GOPJ (http://www.citizenwarrior.com/2009/05/terrifying-brilliance-of-islam.html)
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You may have picked up a few bone chips paring the meat off this one this one, John--the scary part is that it is that credible.
44 posted on 05/28/2011 3:52:23 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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As it stands right now, it is my belief that Jose Guereña was murdered by that SWAT team.


46 posted on 05/28/2011 4:40:32 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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I normally enjoy reading your satire, but this subject matter really isn't satire material.
48 posted on 05/28/2011 5:00:29 PM PDT by Popman (Obama. First Marxist to turn a five year Marxist plan into a 4 year administration.)
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You really got everyone going on this one John. No one ruining it for everyone else within the first few posts :)


52 posted on 05/28/2011 6:19:51 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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Excellent, John. Glad you covered this travesty.


55 posted on 05/28/2011 8:07:53 PM PDT by Gene Eric (*** Jesus ***)
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The more that comes out on this story, the more it appears there is something deeper going on.

IMHO, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Sheriff’s Dept isn’t involved in highly criminal activity, Guerena and his family became aware or were in a compromising position, and theyd been targeted to be removed from the equation.

Between the home invasion of relatives and the convenient 3rd party SWAT raid, where those directly responsible are removed from direct responsibility, and those who directed the raid are conveniently senior to any investigation, it strongly appears that corruption similar to criminal activities South of the Border, are now meandering into the border states.

The first indications of such corruption are likely to be by those who are military with devotion to the Constitution, becoming exposed to local corruption, and searching for veritable authority to remove those who are corrupt.

Unfortunately, the corruption may have spread like a contagion so deeply into our society that no trustworthy authority remains.


57 posted on 05/28/2011 8:15:50 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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*snort* Sounds WAY too much like something Sheriff Dipstick would say!


58 posted on 05/28/2011 8:34:42 PM PDT by SuziQ
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TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS!!! That nut Sheriff Dumbnik should be horse-whipped!

Sunday AM bttt....

59 posted on 05/29/2011 8:00:41 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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