DUmmie FUnnies 04-07-11 (DUmmie Heads Explode As 8000 More Prosser Votes Found)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 7, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Slings and Arrows]

< hulk_rage>

VOILA = “HERE IT IS!”

VIOLA = “BIG FIDDLE!”

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

< /hulk_rage>

OK, I’m better now.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Think the DUmmies are upset for being so used to seeing every voting tabulation error come out in a Dems favor.

[doorgunner69]

Will never forget that movie...........

The dark side of me covets that ability...........

[franksolich]

How many times do Democrats “find” just enough votes to win? It has been a tradition since at least when LBJ won his first congressional election.

Actually, sir, it goes back way long before that, to the era of Aaron Burr in New York circa 1800.

When the last chapter of the history of the republic is written (one hopes not for a long time yet, though), the conclusion will be that the Democrat party was the most venal, corrupt, and malevolent institution, ever, in American history, even worse than organized crime or the slave trade; that it had been the biggest cancer upon the body politic and social.

[kevkrom]

It does make you wonder how “accidental” this “error” was. It seems like a pretty good strategy to me: “Forget” to add in a town with dominant Republicans. Then, after the D’Rat fraud machine pulls out a squeaker and it's too late to add any more fraudulent votes, add the real votes back in.

If Republicans are actually starting to get this clever, we may yet stand a chance in the two-party system. I'm not holding my breath.

[franksolich]

It does make you wonder how “accidental” this “error” was. It seems like a pretty good strategy to me: “Forget” to add in a town with dominant Republicans. Then, after the D’Rat fraud machine pulls out a squeaker and it's too late to add any more fraudulent votes, add the real votes back in.

If Republicans are actually starting to get this clever, we may yet stand a chance in the two-party system. I'm not holding my breath.

This has been long one of my complaints, the most-recent example being the 2006 senatorial race in Missouri, where the (R) incumbent had a narrow lead, and then suddenly out of thin air, the Dem machine in St. Louis at the last minute "found" 200,000 more votes, for you-know-who.

I think election results should be sealed until every precinct in a state is ready with them, after which they're all released at once. I'm really tired of the Dem machine in Chicago waiting until the honestly-counted votes in other parts of Illinois are in, after which Chicago manufactures enough votes to win. This has been going on for generations, and it's time to stop.

[Arrowhead1952]

Some people are saying it COULD BE an honest mistake. History proves them wrong, but still we shall see...I am seeing RED RIGHT NOW. Need to go outside.

[...And Primal Scream helplessly into the wind.]

Well, it history proves this wrong, I guess we could say that the general election in 2008 was wrong as well as someone like Al frankenstien getting elected after recount, after recount, after recount, after recount, after recount, after recount, until he won.

[Texas Eagle]

Kathy Nickolaus is the past President of the Republican Women of Waukesha Executive Committee.

Wow. That was quick.

Which reminds me.....where's the birth certificate!!!???

[Texas Eagle]

I pray that she has altered computer records to give advantage to the republican. That action would invalidate her county's vote.

Damn. If only there were some sort of paper trail.

Which reminds me.....where's the birth certificate!!!???

Sorry. I don't know what's gotten into me.

[Ironfocus]

The benefit of this is that the DUmmies are learning some new job skills...putting champagne corks back into the bottles.

[ecomcon]

Regardless, there is no excuse for this kind of “oops” in our voting system. Unfortunately I don’t foresee it will be fixed anytime soon.

I agree. It seems like every important election has some wierd drama attached to it. Recounts, lost ballots, found ballots, illegal ballots, too many ballots.

Does not inspire confidence.

[listenhillary]

I know of no greater cruelty than to make a man dependent on government handouts.

Democrats now have their own slaves and pay the field hands just enough to keep them from starving.

[Texas Eagle]

Cuz we're not gonna take it anymore.

Damn straight. You know what else? You gotta fight! For your right! To parrrrrrrtay!

[dfwgator]

That’s right DUmmies, “Shout...Shout...Let it all out...”

[Texas Eagle]

Heh, heh.

[hsalaw]

I wish they go back to paper ballots.

Yes! Bring back the hanging chad!!

[CSM]

To a DUmmie, Republican fraud is whenever the Democrat fraud fails to turn the election in their favor.

[Ole Okie]

How could these rubes pull off such a stunt?

Egad! Quite right!

And in a county removed from Madisongrad!

[Darkwolf377]

Very disappointed to see no “Democracy died today” post. :(