Just remember, anything bad that’s happening to you at a restaurant you’re earning and deserving with your crappy attitude and cheapskate spending. You should try going in and being the kind of customer you enjoyed serving. It’s a whole different world, a lot more fun for everybody.
The service I get is wonderful 95% of the time we eat out.
The food is near perfect 95% of the time we eat out.
I feel good about being a generous guy when that happens and leaving 10% of my hard earned money.
Let’s see, where shall we eat out tonight...?