The service I get is wonderful 95% of the time we eat out.
The food is near perfect 95% of the time we eat out.
I feel good about being a generous guy when that happens and leaving 10% of my hard earned money.
Let’s see, where shall we eat out tonight...?
The service and food I get are wonderful almost all the time. I maybe have one loser experience a year. You’re not a generous guy leaving a 10% tip, you’re a cheapskate when you do that. It’s a simple fact, and you even know it, that’s why you’ve shouted so often when “defending” your position.