Posted on 11/09/2010 1:49:12 PM PST by Michael Eden
Obama's ten day India Trip, to the sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas:"
On the first day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
the coconuts removed from the treesOn the second day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
forty big jets
and the coconuts removed from the treesOn the third day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
6 armoured cars
34 warships
and the coconuts removed from the treesOn the fourth day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
1 aircraft carrier
500 agents
personal chefs
and the coconuts removed from the trees
On the fifth day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
Two command posts
Three Marine One copters
30 sniffer doggies
45 vehicles
and the coconuts removed from the trees
On the sixth day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
200 big business bosses
their secretaries
150 journalists
200 personal staffers
One 'Barack Mobile'
and the coconuts removed from the trees
On the seventh day of vacation
my taxpayes sent to me:
five 747s
inner and outer cordons
airspaces sealed
traffic restricted
sea lanes shut down
electronic signals jammed
and the coconuts removed from the trees
On the eighth day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
Protection from monkeys
A giant carbon footprint
[but even so] 'green' treaties
meaningless agreements
outer space colluding
inflated job claims
many boring speeches
and the coconuts removed from the trees
On the ninth day of vacation
my taxpayers gave to me:
one extravagant tunnel
12 feet by 12 feet
a kilometer long
with air conditioning
and TV cameras
heavily guarded
bomb proofed for my safety
just so I can see a museum
and the coconuts removed from the trees
On the tenth day of my vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
6,000 Americans
850 hotel rooms
One presidential suite
the Taj Mahal
every 5-star hotel
the banquet halls
all the fancy restaurants
mind-boggling chutzpah
on the taxpayers' dime
and the coconuts removed from the trees
She apparently ordered 15 handmade dolls produced by a 4 year old.
Thats exploiting child labor.
Geron,
You know, I was scrounging around for gems like that.
I should have had you on the team as an “Obama extravagance consultant.”
I read it on this site, it was from the Times of India.
Of course the article said Michele was a “fashionista”, so its accuracy is in question.
Based on what I’ve heard about Michelle Obama, the fact that a source describes her as a “fashionista” makes it FAR more credible than the NY Times.
If she’s a fashionista, and the media refuses to call her what she is, just who are the ones who aren’t “credible”?
We live in times when the National Enquirer has become a more responsible media organization that the New York Times, LA Times, etc.
Bravo... That’s funny.
Need one more verse.
About Bammie’s Gay Nanny.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2624343/posts
So we have the line
“one homo nanny”
Frank Marshall Davis, a homosexual male nanny.
Barry Hussein never really had a chance, did he?
Paved Paradise,
Thanks for laughing.
There were just so many extravagant details to Obama’s India vacation that it just had to become a ballad.
And, of course, every day’s Christmas (well, “Xmas” because he’s a secular humanist) for Barry with our tax dollars working for him.
Yes, FMD certainly was ONE of Barry’s homo predators.
But check out the link. When chubby little Barry lived in Indonesia, he had yet another gay nanny. A gay transvestite nanny.
Oh really. The entire 2010 election season was full of outsourcing is evil, and Republicans are for outsourcing. You can't make this stuff up.
India today told America that it was not stealing jobs there, while US President Barack Obama said he had not made a “boogeyman” out of outsourcing, an issue on which he’’s facing pressure at home.
http://in.news.yahoo.com/20/20101108/1416/tnl-india-says-not-stealing-american-job.html
Yeah. And that article fails to mention the numerous occasions in which Obama DID make India and the US businesses that operate there the “bogeyman.”
I saw clips of Obama doing it yesterday while on the campaign trail and after being elected.
I am starting to wonder whether Obama would spontaneously combust if he were ever to tell the truth. You know, like something that was part of his pact with the devil.
Responsibility2nd,
Thank God, I was raised “molester free.”
It almost sounds like Obama’s mother wanted to mess up her kid as much as possible.
You know, so one day he could become president, and take his inner freak out on the hated American people.
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